On the Twelfth Day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate by

Wishing you a
MERRY CHRISTMAS

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Eleven Daleks Decorating

On the Tenth Day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Ten Daleks wrapping presents.

On the Ninth Day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Nine Daleks Shopping
Pocket: What shall we buy our Master this year?

On the Eighth Day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Eight Chocolate Santas
Red: yummm

On the Seventh day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Seven Superheros

On the Sixth day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Six Daleks Singing
Da la la la la 

Ex-ter-min-ate! 
Ex-ter-min-ate!

On the Fifth day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Five Onion Rings

On the Fourth day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Four Robot Dogs

On the Third day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Three TARDISes

(or is that TARDI?)

On the Second day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Two Cybermen

On the First Day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate
A Dalek in a banana tree.

Thankful for Family, Friends & Food

K-9: Who is the human female on Master's glass?
Rex: Unknown, but I estimate 98.6% probability that Master is thankful for short skirts.
K-9: So you're not certain then?
Rex: With family, friends, and stuffing to factor in, it's impossible to compute all variables.
K-9: But can we at least project a 100% probability he will have a happy day?
Rex: Yes, provided he leaves room in his abdominal food processing and storage organs for whipped cream and pumpkin pie.

Thankful for Favorite Restaurants

Trust me, Star. I'm smiling too.

Thankful for Good Books

Few activities are as consistently rewarding as reading.

Thankful for Gray Days

Reduced sunlight makes the world even more colorful.

Why Did the Chickens Cross the Beach?

Denim: Uh sir?
Pocket: Yes, cadet?
Denim: Why did the chickens cross the beach?
Pocket: To nab Master's lunch, of course.
Denim: If they touch his apple slices, I'll Exterminate them!
Pocket: That's the spirit, cadet!

Thankful for Chocolate.

Pocket: Studies have proven that Chocolate is good for you.

Thankful for Flowers

The beauty of the blossoms enriches the senses.

Thankful for Breakfast

Denim: Nothing is better then Papaya.

Pocket: Except a Malasada.

Thankful for Today

Pocket: I wonder what today will hold?

Denim: An adventure.

Thankful for the Pumpkins

Pocket: I am thankful for pumpkins.

Denim: I am thankful for the Candy Corn too.

Happy Halloween

Pocket & Denim: Trick or Treat! Trick or Treat!!
TRICK OR TREAT!!!

Be Inspired By Your Surroundings

I will plant a tropical garden.

Meeting New Friends

 

Denim: Can we take him home?
Pocket: I don't think there is enough room left in the suitcase.

Beach Safety Tip 3

Beware of the wild life,
or you may lose your lunch.

Beach Safety Tip 2

Pocket: Always study the waves before getting in the water.
Denim: And try to swim where there is a lifeguard on duty.

Beach Safety Tip 1

Always apply Sunblock.

Reflections From McDonalds: Be Eco-Friendly

Denim: Islanders quickly learn not to squander their resources.
Pocket: Every place is more beautiful when people don't litter.

Reflections From McDonalds: Support Your Local Team

Denim: Why is McDonalds advertising free NFL videos in Kauai, if Hawaii doesn't have an NFL franchise?
Pocket: Sixty-nine players from the University of Hawaii have been drafted into the National Football League, and the state gets behind their players. The NFL Pro Bowl in Honolulu every February is always sold out. Still, they're too far from the mainland to get awarded a franchise.
Denim: I guess that means that folks who live in areas that have NFL franchises should support their teams more. 
Pocket: I suppose, provided they don't watch NFL games when Doctor Who is on.
Denim: Especially not episodes involving Daleks.
Pocket: That goes without saying.
Denim: Then why say it?
Pocket: Why say what?
Denim: Why say "That goes without saying" if it goes without saying?
Pocket: What do you mean? I don't understand your question? Are you trying to confuse me? Confuse me? CONFUSE ME?!? CONFUSE ME!!!!!!!!!

Reflections From McDonalds: Try New Menu Items

Pocket: Wouldn't it be great if the McDonalds on Kauai offered a banana pie?

Denim: They do, but only for a limited time.
Pocket: I love this filling!
Denim: Ooh! Yum! Ouch! Say, be careful: this pie's hot!

Reflections From McDonalds: Eat Mor Chikin

Pocket: I wonder what makes the McChicken sandwich taste so good?
Denim: That's easy. McDonalds raises their chickens free-range, and feed them well.

Reflections From McDonalds: Drink Plenty of Liquids

Remember: All sentient organic lifeforms thrive on fluids.

Reflections From McDonalds: Keep Alert

If possible, keep an eye on your car, and never leave valuables in plain sight.

A Fusion of Cultures

Pocket: Pizza in Kauai? Shouldn't we be having Kalua Pork, a Moco Loco, or something with Spam in it?
Denim: The Hawaiians are a welcoming people, and embrace all traditions. Especially ones with good food.

Hulk Smash Bread

Denim: So this is why they pressurize the cabins in United Economy Plus. It looks like Hulk smashed it!
Pocket: We're going to have fun making sandwiches out of this.

It's Okay to Start Small, Provided You...

Dream Big Dreams

Find Beauty

It's all around you,

even if it doesn't always

take the form you expect.

Immerse Yourself In History

There's so much to learn.

Prepare to be astounded, delighted, and inspired.

Mural courtesy of the San Diego Zoo.

Keep Looking Up

The future is filled with limitless possibilities.

Look To Your Heroes

They'll guide you through the dark times,

when you can't see the way ahead.

Take Time for Reflection

Find yourself 

In solitude.

Take Time to Smell the Flowers

There's more to working on a garden

than working on a garden.

Safety Doesn't Always Come In Numbers

Pick your friends wisely.

Daleks Gone Wild

While it's good to occasionally cut loose, 

don't wager your future on the luck of the draw.