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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Find Beauty


It's all around you,
even if it doesn't always
take the form you expect.

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Immerse Yourself In History


There's so much to learn.
Prepare to be astounded, delighted, and inspired.


Mural courtesy of the San Diego Zoo.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Daleks Gone Wild


While it's good to occasionally cut loose, 
don't wager your future on the luck of the draw.

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Rusty After the Doctor Who Episode "Into The Dalek"


Rusty: I have seen the stars in the sky. I have seen great beauty. I am--
Artist: Yes, you have seen my sketches, haven't you?
Rusty: I am a good Dalek!
Artist: Uh, well, you seemed to like my sketches, so yes, I suppose you are.

Thursday, September 4, 2014

How to Divide a Bear Claw from Panera Bread


Pocket: You're cutting the Bear Claw in half?
Denim: Right. One piece for me, one for you.
Pocket: And what about Master & Mistress?
Denim: You think they'll want a piece?
Pocket: It's possible.
Denim: Okay, I'll divide it into thirds. Then they'll have a piece to share, if they want some.
Pocket: Good thinking.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

The Dangers of Watching Groot Dance


Denim: Sir, did you just see Groot move?
Pocket: Watch what you're doing! We want slow, steady movements now, not short and jerky. Say, that's a Standard blade, and you've got it in the Santoku slot! By Davros, if you ruin another knife--
Denim: But sir, I could have sworn I saw him dancing!
Pocket: Don't be absurd. Trees don't dance, not even to music by the Jackson 5, possibly the grooviest music ensemble ever. Now resume your sharpening!