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Thursday, November 27, 2014

Thankful for Family, Friends & Food


K-9: Who is the human female on Master's glass?
Rex: Unknown, but I estimate 98.6% probability that Master is thankful for short skirts.
K-9: So you're not certain then?
Rex: With family, friends, and stuffing to factor in, it's impossible to compute all variables.
K-9: But can we at least project a 100% probability he will have a happy day?
Rex: Yes, provided he leaves room in his abdominal food processing and storage organs for whipped cream and pumpkin pie.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Why Did the Chickens Cross the Beach?




Denim: Uh sir?
Pocket: Yes, cadet?
Denim: Why did the chickens cross the beach?
Pocket: To nab Master's lunch, of course.
Denim: If they touch his apple slices, I'll Exterminate them!
Pocket: That's the spirit, cadet!

Monday, November 17, 2014

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Thankful for the Pumpkins

Pocket: I am thankful for pumpkins.

Denim: I am thankful for the Candy Corn too.