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Friday, March 6, 2015

Debate Rages Over A Chocolate Frog


Spider-Dalek: What's this strange, five-sided box Master & Mistress brought home?
Hulk: Hulk not know. Hulk suggest we smash it!
Spider-Dalek: It might contain a tasty treat.
Hulk: Okay. Hulk not smash box if you open it quickly.


Spider-Dalek: Whoa! Something just leapt out of the box!
Hulk: Bug Dalek not worry. It's only a chocolate frog.
Spider-Dalek: Oh, I'm not worried. But I am sad.
Hulk: Why sad?
Spider-Dalek: Because that's a Salazar Slytherin trading card at the bottom of the box. I would have preferred Professor Dumbledore.


Hulk: Hulk like Salazar Slytherin. Hulk want to be in Slytherin House when he attends Hogwarts.
Spider-Dalek: How can you say that? Everyone knows Gryffindor House is the best!
Hulk: Slytherin House's color is green, just like Hulk Dalek. And Slytherin students crave power, just like all Daleks!


Spider-Dalek: Oh well, forget the card. Let's devour a frog leg instead.
Hulk: Good plan. Hulk want to know what Chocolate Frog tastes like.
Spider-Dalek: I'm betting it doesn't taste like chicken.
Hulk: Why Bug Dalek think chocolate frog tastes like chicken?
Spider-Dalek: Oh, it's just a...never mind. Let's just say I don't feel like talking anymore right now.
Hulk: Who does, when you've got a frog in your throat?

Hulk & Spider-Dalek

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