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Saturday, July 4, 2015

A Matter of Honor


Pinky: There's nothing better than left over Long John Silver fish.
Captain Scarlet: Except for leftover LJS French Fries.
Pinky: You're in America, good Dalek. They're called Freedom Fries here.
Captain Scarlet: Uh, I don't think so.
Pinky: What? You dare impugn my good character by questioning my declaration?
Captain Scarlet: Excuse me?
Pinky: That cannot be tolerated on this celebrated Day of Independence. I challenge you to a duel!
Captain Scarlet: What are the stakes?
Pinky: The winner gets to serve dessert to the Master!
Captain Scarlet: Zooks and Zounds! You play for high stakes, good Dalek!



Captain Scarlet: Okay, dessert is ready. I suggest we resolve this dispute quickly.
Pinky: On no account shall we rush this contest. French Fries or Freedom Fries: we shall answer the question for all time!
Captain Scarlet: If the ice cream melts, Master will be displeased.
Pinky: Then the loser shall present the dessert! En Garde, and prepare to be EXTERMINATED!!!

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