Halloween Wishes

Count Dalekula:  I have been chosen to give you a special greetings from the Daleks,

Exterminate Chocolate
and
Happy Halloween!

Never Leave Children Unattended

Artist: I'll drive.
Blue: No, I'll drive.
Artist: No, I said I'll drive.
Blue: Didn't you hear me? I said I'll drive.
Artist: You will let me drive, or I will Exterminate you!
Blue: Make one move toward the steering wheel, and we'll see who Exterminates who!

Blue: What do you mean, this is why you should never leave children, or Daleks, unattended? I find that remark deeply offensive!

Red Roots 4 Raikkonen

Hm. The James Hunt Burger looks tasty. 

On second thought, Kimi Raikkonen is Master's favorite F1 driver. 

I'd better show my support and order Kimi's Chicken Wings.

The race is on for third!

You can still take third place!

Go, Kimi! Get Ferrari on the podium!

No! 

Quick, replay that last accident!!

Say it isn't so!!!

It's a shame Kimi crashed out--he always tries so hard.

Still, Sebastian Vettel made the podium. 

More points for Ferrari! 

Go Ferrari Go!

The Donkey's Warnings

Thanks for the warnings, Mr. Donkey.

Hey, I'd slow down on that hay, if I was you. 

I know donkeys are supposed to be stoic and all, 

but we don't want you to contract Laminitis, do we?

This narrow alley is Clovelly's main street? 

What were Humans thinking when they master planned this village?

  

Shopping Alert! Shopping Alert! Danger! Danger!

Mr. Donkey was right! 

Passing all these tantalizing window displays is potentially more dangerous 

than spending a weekend with relatives!

(We Daleks may all look similar,

but that doesn't mean we always get along.

Having said that, it goes without saying that 

when a disagreement breaks out,

I'm always in the right).

I guess Mr. Donkey was right about the descent too. 

Still, the spectacular views are worth expending additional effort.

Warning: Energy Reserves Nearly Exhausted!

I have to go all the way back up?

Perhaps this is a time when I exercise my superior intelligence,

and pay the Human in the Jeep to drive me back up the hill.

Pocket

Denim's Scottish Treat

Visual Sensors: Chopped Carrot and Cheetos identified. 

Query: What is the large, round object? 

Answer Requested Immediately: Is it a bomb I must defuse?

Shape Recognition Software: Activated.

Object is an egg wrapped in sausage and coated in bread crumbs. 

Data Records Search: Object is called a Scotch Egg.

Query: Is the lord of Clovelly really a Scottish laird?

Query: Did Will Carey claim Scottish ancestry?

Query: What do you mean, 

you don't know the answer to my simple questions?

Ah, a Jammie Dodger. 

At last, a real treat!

Contentment Factor: 100%

Where Am I?

Pocket: What do you mean: "Just turn around and enjoy the view?" 

How can I possibly just sit here and enjoy the view if you won't tell me where I am?

CEASE YOUR HUMAN GAWKING AND TELL ME WHERE I AM,

IMMEDIATELY!!!