The Long And Winding Road

Denim: Oh no, not another twist in the road!
Pocket: Hold it together, cadet.
Denim: I can't! I'm gonna be sick, sir.
Pocket: Daleks do not get sick, cadet! Daleks Exterminate sickness, do you understand me!

It's Lonely On Vulcan

Pocket: C'mon on, Mr. Spock! Come out and play! 
Please? I promise I won't exterminate, Exterminate, EXTERMINATE YOU!

Gosh. There's not a Vulcan in sight.
It's like I'm all alone out here.

Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned the extermination, Extermination, EXTERMINATION bit.

Roughing It

Denim: Well, this is a little disappointing.
Pocket: I was sure they would have cake and ice cream at the ranger station.
Denim: I'll bet, if we were in England, we'd be sitting in a warm cafe, sipping hot tea, and eating cake  or something else really tasty.
Pocket: Well, yes, of course. But then, England is a civilized country.

Speaking Literally

Denim: So what is it, sir?
Pocket: That's easy. It's a dab of whipped butter on a slice of french toast.
Denim: Wrong.
Pocket: Excuse me, Cadet?
Denim: Sorry sir, but that's an incorrect answer.
Pocket: Okay. It's a scoop of ice cream on a piece of cake.
Denim: Wrong again, sir.
Pocket: It's a caster on an upside-down platform.
Denim: Sorry sir, still wrong.
Pocket: Well, what do you think it is, Cadet?
Denim: It's a Hoodoo. It's a geological feature caused by--
Pocket: I thought we were speaking figuratively.
Denim: No sir. Literally.
Pocket: Speaking literally, there is such a thing as Caster Oil. It's an old-fashioned remedy used to treat a variety of ailments. 
Denim: Oh that's...Now that you mention it sir, it does look like cake and ice cream.
Pocket: Now that's a time-tested remedy that can cure any ill.
Denim: Shall we procure some when we finish this hike?
Pocket: Tell you what. If they have it at the Ranger Station, I'll let you buy us some. And yes, I mean that literally.
Denim: Uh, thank you. Thank you, sir.

Exterminate All Robots

Denim: Alert! Alert! Dalek Databanks identify remote geological features as hoodoos, but they resemble deadly robots! Whatever forces carved them in stone may still be nearby! Beware of robots when entering Red Canyon National Monument! Follow safety protocols while hiking and taking photographs!! Maintain constant vigilance, and Exterminate All Robots!!!

A Dangerous Amphitheater

Denim: Analysis: The stunning beauty of this natural amphitheater overloads my optical sensors. At 10,000 feet above sea level, my biological components feel weakened by dizziness, and experience more trouble with respiratory functions. Conclusion: Cedar Breaks National Monument should be avoided by all Daleks. Avoid! AVOID!! AVOID!!! 

The Daleks Pick Up A Slight Flutter

Denim: Sir, why must I keep my eyes on the road?
Pocket: Do not question my orders, Cadet!
Denim: But sir, my systems are picking up a slight flutter.
Pocket: Ignore the readings. The sensation will pass.
Denim: But sir, I feel an unexplained desire to invest money on scenarios that could reap great potential rewards.
Pocket: Daleks do not give into our feelings! Keep your eyes on the road, Cadet!
Denim: Yes...sir.