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Friday, May 26, 2017

Custard Again?


Denim: Custard again, sir?
Pocket: Affirmative, Cadet. Rich, creamy, delicious custard.
Denim: But it's summer. Or at least it's warm enough for ice cream.
Pocket: You always want ice cream. Even in winter.
Denim: Affirmative. Ice cream rules.

Friday, May 19, 2017

In Response to Sonnet 18


Pocket: No rough winds had better shake these darling buds on this fine summer's day of May, or they'll get exterminated Exterminated EXTERMINATED!!!

Friday, May 12, 2017

An Ode To Robbert Herrick


Pocket: "Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,"
Denim: "Old time is still a-flying;
Pocket: "And this same flower that smiles today
Denim: "Tomorrow will be exterminated Exterminated EXTERMINATED!!!"

Friday, May 5, 2017

Going Geometric


Pocket: I like it, Cadet. But what's it supposed to represent?
Denim: Art doesn't have to represent anything to affect you, sir. It just is.