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Friday, June 23, 2017

Top Banana


Pocket: One thing I love about travel is staying in a nice hotel.
Denim: Especially one that serves free breakfast.
Pocket: It's so nice to be treated like a top banana.
Denim: Oh sir.
Pocket: What?
Denim: That's bad. That's just...really bad.
Pocket: Well, don't worry about it. The dining room's still open. We can always hurry back down and get a replacement fruit.

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