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Friday, January 26, 2018

A Lackluster Judicial System


Denim: What do you think it is, sir?
Pocket: Isn't it obvious? It's Master's new wig and robe.
Denim: Why does he need a wig and a robe?
Pocket: Didn't you hear? He's decided to become a British judge.
Denim: Ah. That's what comes of watching too much "Rumpole of the Bailey."
Pocket: I only wish judges used gavels in England.
Denim: Agreed. Pronouncing an Extermination without banging a gavel lacks a certain panache.

Friday, January 19, 2018

Freedom And Liberation


Ah, good, no one's watching.
I'll just sneak inside, and liberate these Fritos.
Let the Fritos be free!

Friday, January 12, 2018

A Long Time Ago, At A Party Far, Far Away


What a perfect cake! My guests will love it!
I wonder though, is there too much to eat?
I know, I'll set aside the droid and princess for later.
I could use someone to serve the food and drinks.
And then there's that metal bikini I can finally find a use for. 

Friday, January 5, 2018

In The Presence Of Greatness


Spider Dalek: I must say, I feel rather outnumbered here.
Hulk Dalek: Spider Dalek in presence of greatness. Should feel proud.
Spider Dalek: Are you kidding? It's just smashing, get it?
Hulk Dalek: Spider Dalek make fun of Hulk, you one who get it.
Spider Dalek: Sorry, big guy. I was just kidding, you know.
Hulk Dalek: That good. Hulk not want to wipe up sticky web fluid from smashed Spider Dalek.