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Friday, July 27, 2018

Pyramids Go Bust


How do you like my new home?
By utilizing the power of mathematics, 
my new dwelling will empower me. I will be invincible!

What? You say Pyramid Power is a myth?
Oh well. I'll work on channeling my Biorhythms instead.

Friday, July 20, 2018

Separate But Unequal


How come Pocket and Denim get donuts and pastries,
and I get a granola bar?
What do you mean, "I need to Exterminate a few pounds?"

Friday, July 13, 2018

The Space Race


Beep Beep!
Excuse me, Dalek coming through!
Out of the way! I wish to see the moon lander too!

Friday, July 6, 2018

Those Marvelous Summer Revels


Iron Dalek: Ah, the fruits of summer.
Captain Skaro: Don't forget the fruits of Pop-tarts.
Iron Dalek: They go perfectly with the fruits of Master & Mistress' trip to England.
Captain Skaro: You mean the Yorkshire Tea?
Iron Dalek: And the Dalek Mugs they inspired.
Captain Skaro: So, we're thankful for summer fruit, Pop-Tarts, and England?
Iron Dalek: We're thankful for everything that makes us happy.
Captain Skaro: In that case, I'm thankful we get to exterminate this marvelous breakfast.
Iron Dalek: Oh no, that's the Humans' job. We merely get the pleasure of reveling in our creation.
Captain Skaro: Ah. Yes. Those marvelous summer revels.