Denim: Do I really have to do this, boss? It sounds undignified.
Pocket: Trust me, you'll like the result.
Denim: Yeah, I've always dreamed of breaking out in cow spots.
Pocket: I said turn! I need to reach your side!
Denim: Uh, boss? I'm getting a little uncomfortable with this.
Pocket: Just a few more touches, and we'll be ready.
Denim: I can't wait.
Pocket: Enough! Show me your backside and be quiet!
Denim: Couldn't I just have a Time Out?
Denim: Proximity Alert! Proximity Alert! ProximITY AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Pocket: Finished! Now I ask you, have you ever seen such fine-looking Bovine Daleks?
Denim: I can't see. I've got a cow snout taped to my visual sensor.
Pocket: Your electronic eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.
Denim: We're Daleks, not Jedi Knights. We can't wield the Force.
Pocket: No, but we can shake some major Dalek Tail!
Denim: I guess it's just going to be one of those nights…
Pocket & Denim Dalek
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