The Sound and Fury

 

Denim: Wow, that's some storm, sir! 

Pocket: Relax, cadet. It'll soon pass.

Denim: Then we will see the sun again?

Pocket: And the world will be shiny and bright.

Together Again

 

Denim: The world seems a brighter place when we're together.

Pocket: Agreed, Cadet.

Into Thanksgiving

 

 

Pocket: So what are you thankful for, cadet?

Denim: I'm thankful Master & Mistress showed us "Into The Dalek" last night.

Pocket: That was a good story. I repeat, it was a very good story.

Denim: Well, they may not be good Daleks, but they're good Dalek-lovers.

Pocket: Agreed.

Tolkien Crashers

 

 

Denim: Where shall we go today, sir?

Pocket: I was thinking we should help out at Helm's Deep.

Denim: Haven't you heard? That's all over. Everyone's heading back to Edoras.

Pocket: Oh, let's go there then. There's sure to be a rockin' party.

Denim: You think they'll notice us?

Pocket: Not a chance. We'll fit right in, you'll see.

A Question of Swelling and Shrinking

 

Denim: So rising costs mean we get a smaller Cornish Pasty?

Pocket: Yes, you work harder to get less during periods of inflation.

Denim: I thought inflation meant you can pump it up and enlarge it.

Pocket: Then you'd just be full of hot air. 

Denim: You mean like a certain Russian dic--

Pocket: Exterminate that thought, cadet! We're so not going there!

Divide And Consume

 

Pocket: You take that quarter and I'll take this one. We'll leave the other half for the Humans.

Denim: But sir, what if they decide they want it all?

Pocket: With fish this good? No one could be that cruel.

A Call To Arms

 

 

Attention Daleks!

Prepare for border defense.

CRUSH ALL INVADERS!

Engagement

 

Denim: I want what I want!

Pocket: I need what I need!

Denim: I refuse to compromise my ideals!

Pocket: I can never compromise what's important to me!

Denim: You're right, sir. This is fun!

Pocket: And easy, too.

A Seashore Tete-a-Taste

 

Pocket: What could be better than sampling ice cream on the seashore?

Denim: Well sir, you could have splurged on a Cadbury flake.

Pocket: I'm sorry, but we're a bit short on funds today.

Denim: Okay. How about a fossil hunt next, sir?

Pocket: You're on, cadet!

In-N-Out of Sight

 

Denim: Sir, it seems ever so long since our last appearance.

Pocket: Yes, it has. Such lapses must be Exterminated!

Denim: You mean, like this Animal-Style Cheeseburger?

Pocket: Don't forget the fries, Cadet. One must never forget the fries!

Doctorin' The Sauce

 

Denim: Sir, which sauce do you prefer?

Pocket: Actually, I like my 4th Doctor hair as it comes.

Denim: I thought we were consuming the 6th Doctor's hair.

Pocket: Both were fashionable foes.

Denim: And colorful Bakers.

Pocket: All right, Cadet. I'll take a little ketchup.

Fishin' And Twitchin'

 

Denim: What shall we do this weekend, sir?

Pocket: We could take a little time off for fishing, if you like.

Denim: Actually, with so many beautiful birds here, I'd rather to do a little twitching.

Pocket: Better you than me, Cadet.

Daleks In Disguise

 

Denim: Sir, do you really think the Cybermen let us into their luau?

Pocket: Don't worry, Cadet. We'll be sipping Pina Coladas and trading jokes with the Cyber Leader before the evening is over.

A Perfect Dalek Pudding

 From the annals of Dalek lore:

Denim's Favorite Banana Pudding Recipe:

Cover bottom of bowl with banana slices. 

Spoon in a generous quantity of chocolate pudding.

Sprinkle with Mini M&Ms.

Top with Whipped Cream and Sprinkles.

And most importantly:

Enjoy as you exterminate Exterminate EXTERMINATE!

An Unforeseen Development

 From the forgotten files of Dalek yore:

Pocket: Hold still, Cadet, I want to try something.

Denim: What are you doing, sir?

Pocket: Just an experiment, Cadet. Nothing to worry about.

Denim: I am experiencing discomfort, sir. Please stop!

Pocket: Remain calm, Cadet. This experiment will benefit all Daleks.

Denim: Now you will call me sir.

Pocket: Oh boy. Talk about unforeseen developments.

Pasties In The USA

 

Denim: Who knew we could enjoy Cornish Pasties in America?

Pocket: Only the Mistress, who looked up the recipe.

Denim: What a smart Mistress!

Pocket: No exterminating the Mistress!

Bread Pudding Duel

 

Denim: Sir, this Raspberry Bread Pudding looks too good to eat!

Pocket: I advise you to dive into the ice cream before it melts, Cadet.

Denim: Yes, it's so good! Oh...and yet...oh...ouch...the pain!

Pocket: Alert, Cadet! Brain Freeze Imminent! Pull out! Pull out now!

Experiments In Sourdough: Part 2

Denim: Wow! That sure has risen.
Pocket: Affirmative, Cadet. This homemade sourdough yeast has promise.

Denim: It flattened out though.
Pocket: Any dough will do that when you spread it out, Cadet.
 

Denim: You're right, sir! The sourdough yeast strikes again!
Pocket: Now all we need to do is spread out the ingredients.
 

Denim: Can I put it in the oven, sir?
Pocket: Why not? Just be careful. It's not a hard disk.

Denim: Well, it's a Hard Disk now, sir.
Pocket: My sensors indicate the dough should prove firm but chewy.
Denim: Shall I start cutting then?
Pocket: Why not? You're on a roll.

Experiments In Sourdough: Part 1

Denim: Whoa! What's that pong?
Pocket: That's the wonderful smell of yeast, cadet.
Denim: But sir, we only added flour and water each day.
Pocket: That's how you make yeast for sourdough bread.

Denim: How much flour do we need to add?
Pocket: As we're adapting a recipe, we'll have to play it by ear. 
Denim: But sir, Daleks don't have ears.
Pocket: Watch it, Cadet. Low-brow humor makes you eligible for extermination!

Denim: Whoa!
Pocket: You'd better back up, Cadet.
Denim: You weren't kidding about the extermination, were you?
Pocket: There are serious consequences for being too Kneady.
 

Pocket: Looks like we're nearly finished.
Denim: That's good. I want to get back to watching Doctor Who.
Pocket: Are Daleks in it?
Denim: No, this one's about the Silurians.
Pocket: Then it can wait.

Denim: What happens now, sir?
Pocket: We wait to see if it rises.
Denim: Don't you mean when it rises?
Pocket: Good point. Way to think positive, Cadet.
Denim: Now can we get back to the Silurians?
Pocket: Why not? We've got time.

Related Links:
How To Make Your Own Yeast

Totally Loco Canadian Style

Denim: What was this called again, sir?
Pocket: It's called a Canadian Bacon Hash Loco.
Denim: I didn't think Master and Mistress were into that kind of thing.
Pocket: They're not, Cadet. But from the looks on their faces, it might well deliver a different kind of high.