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Friday, April 29, 2022

A Question of Swelling and Shrinking

 

Denim: So rising costs mean we get a smaller Cornish Pasty?

Pocket: Yes, you work harder to get less during periods of inflation.

Denim: I thought inflation meant you can pump it up and enlarge it.

Pocket: Then you'd just be full of hot air. 

Denim: You mean like a certain Russian dic--

Pocket: Exterminate that thought, cadet! We're so not going there!

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