Fishin' And Twitchin'

 

Denim: What shall we do this weekend, sir?

Pocket: We could take a little time off for fishing, if you like.

Denim: Actually, with so many beautiful birds here, I'd rather to do a little twitching.

Pocket: Better you than me, Cadet.

Daleks In Disguise

 

Denim: Sir, do you really think the Cybermen let us into their luau?

Pocket: Don't worry, Cadet. We'll be sipping Pina Coladas and trading jokes with the Cyber Leader before the evening is over.

Mystery Fruit and Hawaiian Generosity

Denim: What is it, sir?
Pocket: Isn't it obvious, cadet? It's a fruit I got out of the free exchange box.
Denim: Oh. I thought maybe you dug it out of the lint screen in the dryer.
Pocket: Don't be disparaging, cadet! I'm sure our little mystery fruit will be wonderful. 
Denim: Yes, the generosity of the Hawaiian people is well known. But if it's all the same to you, I think I'd prefer a Moco Loco, sir.
Pocket: Any more moaning cadet, and I'll make you wear that grass skirt again.
Denim: I'd wear a grass skirt for a Moco Loco.
Pocket: If you ask me, you're Dalek Loco! 

Pocket: So, you still want that Moco Loco?
Denim: Aren't you going to sample your mystery fruit, sir?
Pocket: Sure. Of course. I just need to go out for awhile. You coming?
Denim: Yes sir!

A Little Change

Denim: Why are Master and Mistress consuming Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches?
Pocket: Why not?
Denim: They're in a tropical paradise. Shouldn't they eat something out-of-the-ordinary?
Pocket: Well, they are using Pineapple jam.
Denim: I suppose that's different.
Pocket: Sometimes, a little change is all you need.

Doubt Vs. Redoubt

Uncertain where you belong?

Feel isolated and alone?

Find a platform and take your stand!

Talking Arches with Captain Cook

Denim: The sea arch is not as rounded as I thought it would be.
Pocket: Naturally formed arches rarely are.
Denim: I preferred the ones in Utah.
Pocket: Yes, but those were made of sandstone.
Denim: Wouldn't they wash away in the waves?
Pocket: Definitely. 
Denim: So these are more like arches in English cathedrals then?
Pocket: Why else would the British explorer Captain Cook explore Hawaii?

Saddle Up Those Daleks

Denim: So I guess we're back in the saddle again, sir?
Pocket: Well, we are traversing the Saddle Road.
Denim: I could totally exterminate a Moco Loco right now.
Pocket: Hold your horses, Cadet. We just arrived.
Denim: I'm going to ask for extra gravy. 
Pocket: Give it a rest, Cadet. Enjoy the majesty of the Big Island.
Denim: Oh, and I want my egg sunny side up.
Pocket: Great! Now you've got me wanting one!
Denim: Sorry sir. I'll try harder to relax and enjoy the scenery.
Pocket: It's a little late for that now, Cadet!!
Denim: The Saddle Road's not all that long, is it, sir?
Pocket: By Davros, it better not be!!!

The Papaya Conundrum

Denim: Prunes in a papaya, sir?
Pocket: Fruit and fiber, Cadet.
Denim: But we're on vacation, sir.
Pocket: Fiber never takes a holiday, Cadet!

Hawaiian Wisdom

Pocket: Ready to harvest the sugar cane, Cadet?
Denim: I'd rather explore the inland waterways.
Pocket: Reactivating the factory would be more productive.
Denim: Sometimes the best way to be productive is to relax and have fun.
Pocket: Dalek wisdom, Cadet?
Denim: No, just something I picked up from the locals.
Pocket: So you're saying, Ho'omaha? 
Denim: In a word, yes. 
Pocket: Mahalo nui loa, Cadet!
Denim: No'u ka hau'oli, sir!

A Maritime Rhyme

Pocket: Molokini is so small
Denim: Just a horseshoe in the sea
Pocket: And not nearly as cute
Denim: As a Dalek like me.

Beach Dancing

Pocket: Cadet, prepare this floor for tonight's dance.
Denim: But sir, I wanted to do some paddle surfing.
Pocket: Always do what must be done, before what can be done.
Denim: Why must I do this?
Pocket: Even for a Dalek, dancing is essential to life.

The Return of the Hand

Denim: Alert! Alert!! Mutant Attack!!!
Pocket: Relax, Cadet. It's just Thing.
Denim: You mean it's not dangerous?
Pocket: Not at all. It's only the disembodied hand from The Addams Family.
Denim: It looks like it lost a few fingers.
Pocket: Sadly, it didn't fare so well in The Attack of the Killer Crabs.

Defending The Homeland

Denim: I wonder if this is what Skaro looks like.
Pocket: That war torn wasteland? Why would you want to go there?
Denim: Well, it is our planet of origin. 
Pocket: Earth is our home now. We must protect it from the Human warmongers.
Denim: But sir, some politicians claim that nuclear winter is survivable.
Pocket: What politicians? Let me at 'em! I'll Exterminate Exterminate EXTERMINATE them!

A Necessary Disguise

Denim: When you said "Catching rays," I didn't realize you meant Ray Bans.
Pocket: These aren't Ray Bans. They're just a protective and colorful disguise.
Denim: Why are we disguised again?
Pocket: We don't want the Humans to panic when they see us.
Denim: Or exclaim how cute we are, and take us home.
Pocket: Thus, the protective nature of our disguise.

Ensnared By Ambition

Denim: Sir, how can I possibly get everything into my picture?
Pocket: Focus, Cadet. Concentrate on one thing. 
Denim: But it's all so impossibly interesting.
Pocket: Yes, but what is it that you really want to paint?
Denim: Everything!
Pocket: Well, you can't paint everything.
Denim: I can try!
Pocket: That's the problem with ambition. It distracts you from the one thing you really care about.

Of Waves And Rays

Denim: Whoa, that was a big wave!
Pocket: That's why I opted to stay back.
Denim: I can't help it, sir. I want to see Master and Mistress snorkeling.
Pocket: What's to see? Two Humans swimming?
Denim: Oh, I can only imagine the kinds of fish they're seeing!
Pocket: I think I'll lay back and catch some rays.
Denim: Like Manta Rays? Do you think Master and Mistress could ride a Manta Ray?
Pocket: Why not? They're fairly resourceful. The sky's the limit!

Thankful for Gray Days

Reduced sunlight makes the world even more colorful.

Why Did the Chickens Cross the Beach?

Denim: Uh sir?
Pocket: Yes, cadet?
Denim: Why did the chickens cross the beach?
Pocket: To nab Master's lunch, of course.
Denim: If they touch his apple slices, I'll Exterminate them!
Pocket: That's the spirit, cadet!

Thankful for Flowers

The beauty of the blossoms enriches the senses.

Thankful for Breakfast

Denim: Nothing is better then Papaya.

Pocket: Except a Malasada.