It Is Better To Give Than To Receive

Pocket: What's wrong, Cadet?
Denim: I'm just sad Christmas is over, I guess.
Pocket: Don't worry. You don't need a holiday to give me presents.
Denim: That's kind of you.
Pocket: In fact, if it makes you feel better, you can give me a present every day of the year!
Denim: You always know just what to say, sir.
Pocket: Thanks, Cadet. It's a gift.

A Multicultural Holiday Tradition

Denim: Sir, did you realize that many cultures serve tamales for Christmas dinner?
Pocket: Why do you think we're here, Cadet?
Denim: I thought we were just taking a break from our gift-buying.
Pocket: We're making an important decision. Do we serve tamales or ham for Christmas.
Denim: Well, after all the work we had to do carving up that turkey...
Pocket: You're right. Who needs a taste test? Tamales for everyone for Christmas!
Denim: Hooray!

Getting Your Proper Portion of Christmas

Christmas: Okay, let's cut up that donut evenly, chums. 
Denim: Yes, we wouldn't want anyone to get more than their fair share of Christmas spirit.
Pocket: Forget the Christmas spirit, Cadet. I want my full third of this donut!

The Joy of the Season

Denim: I sure like the Christmas season. Everything is so much more colorful.
Pocket: Yes, big frosted sugar cookies bring out the joy in all of us.