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Friday, September 27, 2019
The Dalek Express
Denim: So what was the importance of the Pony Express, sir?
Pocket: Before Dalek Blogs, the Pony Express ferried news and correspondence.
Denim: How did the Humans exist without Dalek Blogs?
Pocket: They roamed the wilderness in wild packs, and lived in trees or caves.
Friday, September 20, 2019
Children Of The Corn
Denim: So, if you take the beans, can I have all the cream corn?
Pocket: Sorry, Cadet. I'm afraid we'll be fortunate to get more than a taste of anything.
Denim: You mean the Humans won't even be full after consuming all the beans and meat?
Pocket: I'm afraid not. The cream corn at Rudy's has achieved legendary status.
Friday, September 13, 2019
Garden Of The Gods
Denim: Sir, where are all the flowers?
Pocket: It's not a flower garden, Cadet. It's a rock garden.
Denim: So if I collect a bunch of rocks, I can call it a garden?
Pocket: I know, it makes no sense to me either. The gods must be crazy!
Friday, September 6, 2019
Priority Passengers
Denim: Do we qualify for pre-boarding, sir?
Pocket: I'm not sure, Cadet. We certainly ought to fly First Class.
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