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Saturday, September 24, 2016
One Awesome Blast
Denim: Why do you think Master & Mistress like Pizza Rolls better than actual pizza?
Pocket: Probably because, like Daleks, their self-contained. They hold in all their uniqueness, and then release it in one awesome blast.
Denim: Death to Pizza! Long live Pizza Rolls!!!
Pocket: Okay, that might be going a little far.
Sunday, August 14, 2016
Fractional Negotiations
Pocket: What better way to cap off an outing than with a sundae on a sundae?
Denim: Agreed, sir. Do you mind if I take the cherry?
Pocket: What? You want to take the cherry that caps off our sundae-on-a-sundae?
Denim: I'll let you have half-of-my-half of the whipped cream.
Pocket: Let me get this straight. You propose to give me half-of-your-half--
Denim: Just say yes, sir, please?
Pocket: As long as I also get an additional spoonful of hot fudge.
Denim: You drive a hard bargain, sir.
Pocket: I'm a Dalek. What do you expect?
Saturday, August 13, 2016
A Zest For Z
Denim: Oh please, sir, can't we take him home with us?
Pocket: Absolutely not, Cadet. Remember what happened with the pig that hogged our blog?
Denim: But he's so cute!
Pocket: Agreed. Cuteness is the root of all evil. Better we exterminate him now, or take him back to the zoo, than--
Denim: Zap Zebs? Return him to the zoo? Zooks and Zounds, sir; I'm zonked!
Friday, August 12, 2016
Measuring Bravery
Denim: Sir, are you sure you want to ride this ride? It doesn't look like we're tall enough?
Pocket: Sure we are, Cadet. Look at the picture. We're bigger than the people in the picture, aren't we?
Thursday, August 11, 2016
Risky Business
Denim: You want us to go on that?
Pocket: How better to recover my Dalek Mojo?
Denim: Sir, are you sure taking such an insane risk is justified?
Pocket: How else can one be an adventurer?
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