Captain Scarlet: Daleks and Polar Bears share many fine qualities. We inhabit the cold oceans (of the Arctic or Space), and we rule our territories without mercy. With our intelligence, strength, and deadly weaponry, Daleks and Polar Bears can take down any creatures who threaten or annoy us. Both species also boast impenetrable exterior protection. For most Polar Bears, that's a dense layer of fat beneath a thick, hairy coat. For others, such as my friend here, it's shiny metal armor, reminiscent of a Dalek's Dalekanium casing. Smart folks, those Polar Bears.
So what's the main difference between a polar bear and a Dalek, you ask? That's an easy question to answer. Unlike a Polar Bear mother, who only cares for her cubs for two years, our Mistress plans to keep us forever. That's right: Forever!
Of course, if she makes a Dalek as a gift for others, it's assured a good home, because everyone loves Daleks. That is, with the insignificant exception of Thals, Cybermen, Zygons, Sontarans, Movellans, and any other species the Daleks have fought or attempted to rule. But that doesn't apply to Humans, because no matter how often we invade Earth, the people here love us. But I digress, digress, digress!
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