Denim: Sir, did you just see Groot move?
Pocket: Watch what you're doing! We want slow, steady movements now, not short and jerky. Say, that's a Standard blade, and you've got it in the Santoku slot! By Davros, if you ruin another knife--
Denim: But sir, I could have sworn I saw him dancing!
Pocket: Don't be absurd. Trees don't dance, not even to music by the Jackson 5, possibly the grooviest music ensemble ever. Now resume your sharpening!
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