Pocket: Look what a lady from Salvation Army dropped off yesterday.
Denim: A gift? Why would the Salvation Army give us a gift?
Pocket: Who doesn't love Daleks?
Denim: Good point, sir.
Denim: It's a Thank You card!
Pocket: Yes, Master & Mistress contribute to Salvation Army.
Denim: So, I guess it's not a gift for us, then?
Pocket: Well, Master just left it on the table, and as he and Mistress are sleeping in this morning...
Denim: Look sir, a sealed message. Could it be invasion plans?
Pocket: It's possible. In the interests of household security, we'd better open the message and read it.
Denim: Wow! Who knew the Salvation Army girls, or "Lassies", crawled through minefields to deliver food, medicine, and donuts to the troops in World War I?
Pocket: Who knew there was a National Donut Day?
Denim: It certainly is a day for surprises.
Pocket: Is that all the lady from Salvation Army dropped off?
Denim: I think I saw something else in the bag.
Pocket: I see the Salvation Army Ladies still brave the war fields of Earth to deliver donuts to the needy. I'll agree to a Cease Fire if I know they're bringing us donuts.
Denim: Maybe we should give them a little money from our allowance each year, to make sure they bring us donuts too.
Pocket: Maybe we should donate money even if they don't give us donuts, as they help EXTERMINATE POVERTY AND HUNGER!!!
Denim: These donuts would help exterminate my hunger this morning. You don't suppose...
Pocket: Like I said, Master just set the bag down. I don't think he looked inside.
Denim: EXTERMINATE GLAZED DONUTS! EXTERMINATE GLAZED DONUTS!
Pocket: I love it when Master & Mistress sleep in.
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