Pocket: According to the Human authority known as Arkwright, this Jamaica Ginger Cake is "pretty hot stuff."
Denim: What does that mean?
Pocket: I'm not sure. I believe his comment refers to the product's exotic spices, as well as the effect it exerts on Human biology. I suggest we handle it with care, lest it damage our Dalekanium-yarn casing and or short-circuit our electronic systems.
Denim: Well, that's everything: porridge, tea, fruit, and Jamaica Ginger Cake. Shall I alert Master & Mistress that breakfast is ready?
Pocket: Yes, but do so gently. Given all their traveling, sightseeing, and sketching, I'm not sure their systems retain sufficient energy reserves to control the potentially explosive effects of Jamaica Ginger Cake.
Denim: Alert! Alert! Alert! Dangerous breakfast is now being served!
If you're feeling adventurous, and would like Arkwright to instruct you in the virtues and dangers of Jamaica Ginger Cake:
Watch Open All Hours: The Ginger Men
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