Fighting Flavors

Lee: Is it just me, or is Boysenberry the best flavor ever?
Stan: Personally, I'm partial to Cookie Dough.
Lee: Boysenberry is all natural.
Stan: Cookie Dough is completely artificial, just like us.
Lee: Boysenberry is purple, which historically only kings and royalty were allowed to wear.
Stan: Cookie Dough contains butter, eggs, flour, and best of all, chocolate!
Lee: I raise my arm high because Boysenberry shoots me into the utmost ecstasy!
Stan: I extend my arms wide to show how Cookie Dough fills me with joy and satisfaction!
Lee: It's a shame we can't buy any candy.
Stan: No problem there. We'll just promise not to convert the counter staff into Cybermen, and they'll give us all the taffy we want.
Lee: It's good to be a Cyberman.
Stan: No argument there.