Taffy Heaven

Lee: Mr Bean doesn't seem worried whether he eats Boysenberry or Cookie Dough.
Stan: Why should he? Whichever piece he chooses, he's in Taffy Heaven.

A Great Feeling

Lee: I feel a tremendous rush from our amazing accomplishment.
Stan: I feel the tremendous warmth that comes from making a new friend.
Lee: Maybe we're feeling both?
Stan: It's possible. Feelings this good can come from more than one source.
Lee: Still, there should be a name for such elation.
Stan: One word comes to mind.
Lee: Smashing?
Stan: Exactly!

Capturing Our Heroes

Stan: A little more to the left. 
Lee: Okay. There?
Stan: No, you overcompensated. A little to the right. 
Lee: Argh! Fine! There!
Stan: No, that's too much again. 
Lee: Enough! Can't I just drop the claw now? 
Stan: Not if you want to capture the Incredible Hulk.
Lee: If I don't drop the claw soon, the game will BE OVER!!!
Stan: Please, don't get angry! Nobody wants to see you get angry!

Surrounded By Heroes

Lee: Look, we're surrounded by superheroes!
Stan: Yes, but we're Cybermen! We're the most powerful, and the bravest people in any crowd!

Fighting Flavors

Lee: Is it just me, or is Boysenberry the best flavor ever?
Stan: Personally, I'm partial to Cookie Dough.
Lee: Boysenberry is all natural.
Stan: Cookie Dough is completely artificial, just like us.
Lee: Boysenberry is purple, which historically only kings and royalty were allowed to wear.
Stan: Cookie Dough contains butter, eggs, flour, and best of all, chocolate!
Lee: I raise my arm high because Boysenberry shoots me into the utmost ecstasy!
Stan: I extend my arms wide to show how Cookie Dough fills me with joy and satisfaction!
Lee: It's a shame we can't buy any candy.
Stan: No problem there. We'll just promise not to convert the counter staff into Cybermen, and they'll give us all the taffy we want.
Lee: It's good to be a Cyberman.
Stan: No argument there.

Fighting Friends

Lee: Hey, that's not nice. Why did you block me?
Stan: I'm just protecting my piece. Nothing personal.
Lee: But I thought we were friends?
Stan: We are. That's why I'm working so hard to defeat you.
Lee: That makes no sense. You should let me win!
Stan: Games retrain your brain, and keep you operating at peak efficiency, but only if you struggle to combat your opponent.
Lee: So you're saying you have my best interests at heart in your effort to destroy me?
Stan: Absolutely!

A Timeless Pastime

Lee: I wish this post office would open!
Stan: Me too. I can't wait to get this week's stamps.
Lee: Stamp collecting is such a fun and rewarding hobby.
Stan: Agreed. It's a pastime that will never be relegated to history.

Always In Demand

Stan: I have no idea why they want these people so much, but highly skilled people are always in demand. So keep on working to improve yourself everyday, and someday people will plunk down large amounts of money to have you around.

What an inspirational poster!

Essential Cyber Food

Lee: These fries are tasty. That seems illogical, as I've heard fries are bad for you.
Stan: That's a myth, perpetuated by Humans who claim superior biological knowledge. Why else would they be named after our greatest nemesis, the time lord known as The Doctor?
Lee: I've always wondered about that apparent coincidence.
Stan: Wonder no more!

The Number One Cyber Drink

Lee: What is this fluid Master consumes in such great quantities?
Stan: It's Diet Coke. It keeps him alert, and gives him energy all day long.
Lee: Can Cybermen drink Diet Coke?
Stan: Of course! It's our optimal circulatory fluid. It's also perfect for banishing Cyber Butterflies. Why else would the Cyber race always try to conquer Earth?
Lee: I've always wondered about that.
Stan: Wonder no more, Cyberguy.

A Railway Postcard

Stan: We survived our first great steam journey!
Lee: We braved the railway bandits!
Stan: And we returned with a terrific railway postcard to share with our friends.

Lee: We're really generous, aren't we?
Stan: All Cybermen are, even if we're mechanical on the inside.

Cyber-Butterflies

Stan: Facing down train robbers sure unsettled my cyber-stomach.
Lee: Is that your way of saying you need a drink after a harrowing experience?
Stan: Even Cybermen need to banish the butterflies occasionally.

Resistance Will Be Useless

Stan: Shh! Stay down, and remain quiet. Train robbers know better than to mess with a Cyberman. But if they spot you, resistance will be useless!

In Search of Appaloosa

Stan: These rustic settlements and desert foliage recall a train journey I've read about in the Cyberman Database. I wonder: could this train is heading to Appaloosa?

Access the Cyberguy's Database
Mrs. Allie French, Steam Trains & Faithless Israelites

Fantastic Adventure

Stan: Farewell, losers! You missed a classy ride! Too bad for you! Boy, are you going to be sorry when I return, and tell you all about my fantastic adventure!

Climb Aboard

Stan: Say, where is everyone? Come on, people: climb aboard! I don't know where we're going, but I'm sure it'll be an interesting journey!

Scary Travel

Stan: I wonder where we are?
Lee: I wonder where we could be?
Stan: I'm scared! 
Lee: Me too!
Stan: But I'm also curious!
Lee: Yes, me too!
Stan: It's good to be outside, discovering new things!
Lee: That doesn't make adventure less scary!
Stan: Agreed!

The Season of Giving: Day 14

Christmas: Oh hi, Stan and Lee. What's up?
Stan: We heard you were handing out presents. 
Lee: Yeah, and we want ours!
Christmas: But you're not Daleks! Stan, you even proudly wear a badge, proclaiming that you're not a Dalek!
Stan: That didn't seem to matter where Groot was concerned.
Lee: And you gave the Brigadier a present too!
Christmas: Oh, very well. I'm just not sure what I can offer you. 
Stan: Resistance is useless!
Lee: Submit to our demands, or prepare to be cyber-conditioned!

Christmas: Uh, on behalf of your...oh, never mind. I'll have to give you the K-9s' present. Here, have a Yorkie bar. That is, if you can handle biscuit and raisin flavor.
Stan: Cybermen can handle biscuit and raisin. 
Lee: After all, Cybermen can dictate terms to Daleks.
Christmas: Sad, but true. 
Stan: Thank you for your kind and generous gift.
Lee: Agreed. Your thoughtfulness will not go unnoticed by the Cyber race.
Christmas: Well, that's a relief. 

Great Dalek Balls of Fury

Stan the Cyberman: See, I told you I heard Master & Mistress return.
Lee the Cyberguy: I wonder what they brought back from their workout this morning?

Lee: Ah, how nice of Master & Mistress to bring me breakfast!
Stan: Uh, don't you think they intended...I mean, shouldn't we at least share it?
Lee: Are you kidding me? We can't waste time carefully dividing a prime cinnamon roll like this into pieces! You know what they say, to the early alien belongs the tasty treats!
Stan: I don't think I've ever actually heard anyone say that.
Lee: Show some loyalty to your species! We Cyberfolk have to stick together, and grab anything we can get, before those Daleks discover these donuts and claim them. So like I said, I'll take this one, and you can have whatever else is in the bag. 

Stan: I guess Lee was right. I do deserve to eat this entire maple-covered cinnamon roll. I hope Master & Mistress don't mind if I borrow a knife and fork.

Denim: Look sir, a donut bag! Shall we see what's inside?
Pocket: Just be careful. My sensors indicate the Cybermen have been here recently. Who knows what traps they may have laid for us.

Denim: Look sir, donut holes! One for each of us!
Pocket: By Davros' gnarled fingers, now I'm angry!
Denim: I don't understand. What's wrong, sir?
Pocket: Look at the size of that bag! Follow me, Private. It's time to EXTERMINATE THE CYBERMEN! EXTERMINATE THE CYBERMEN!! EXTERMINATE THE CYBERMEN!!!
Denim: Yippee!
Pocket: Private, you will not say Yippee again!
Denim: Yes sir. Sorry sir.

The Three Amigos

Stan the Cyberman: My salsa is best!
Rusty: No, my salsa is best! 
Artist: No, you're both wrong. My salsa is best!

Stan, Rusty & Artist: Agreed! Agreed!! Agreed!!!