Secret Messages from Amazon

Pinky: Look at these packages. Amazon really loves us!
Rusty: No, they're just overworked, as we can't go to stores right now.
Pinky: But all the labels are upside down.
Rusty: When they're this busy, they're bound to let the small things slip.
Pinky: Rusty, think. Why do people put stamps upside down on envelopes?
Rusty: Because they live in the southern hemisphere?
Pinky: Now you're just being silly.
Rusty: Well, when the world goes crazy, you can't take anything seriously.

The End of an Era

Blue: The purple bloom looks so forlorn.
Rusty: Wouldn't you be? All its friends have gone.
Blue: I'm your friend, Purple Bloom. Don't go!
Rusty: At least the Irises are sprouting.
Blue: I'll still miss the Tulips.

Seasons of the Flower

Blue: It's interesting how individual colors bloom at different times.
Rusty: Red came first, naturally.
Blue: Showoff.

Defying Expectations

Rusty: I wasn't expecting the red Tulips to open so wide.
Blue: They remind me of Poppies.
Rusty: I wonder if they're having an identity crisis.
Blue: It can be tough to know where you belong.

The First Bloom

Rusty: The Tulips are already blooming?
Blue: Hooray!

Rick Riordan's Most Charming Character

Blue: My favorite character in Rick Riordan's The Heroes of Olympus series is Piper.
Rusty: Why's that?
Christmas: Give me back my hat.
Blue: I love how she shoots monsters with food from her cornucopia.
Rusty: I enjoyed those scenes too.
Christmas: Give me back my hat, Blue.
Blue: Later, Christmas. I'm having an important conversation with Rusty.
Rusty: Personally, I like how Leo can build anything, and control fire.
Blue: Leo's awesome, but he can't beat Piper's charmspeak.
Rusty: The way he builds his dragon and flying ship reminds me of my talent for invention.
Blue: Perhaps that's why I love Piper. I can be very convincing too.
Rusty: As convincing as Piper? Really?
Christmas: No more waiting! Blue, give me my hat now, or I'll Exterminate you!
Blue: By Aphrodite! You don't need this hat, Christmas.
Christmas: I don't need this hat.
Blue: You will let me keep this hat.
Christmas: I will let you keep that hat.
Blue: You will not interrupt our important discussion again.
Christmas: I will not interrupt your important discussion again.
Rusty: On second thought, Piper might just be my favorite new character too.

Sweet Disharmony

Rusty: How you doing with that red dough, blue?
Blue: I don't think it could look more exterminated.
Rusty: Ready to twist and shout?
Blue: You better believe it!

Christmas: What's with all the shouting?
Blue: Just singing carols while we work.
Christmas: I've heard more harmony from Cybermen.
Rusty: Those are fighting words, you seasonal Dalek!
 

Christmas: Well, I may not approve of your methods, but the results speak for themselves.
Rusty: I guess that means he approves of our work, Blue.
Blue: Forget about him. I had a great time making these with you.
Rusty: Agreed. I'll raise cane with you anytime.

Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow

Blue: Those chocolate cereal bars were wonderful.
Rusty: It has been a delightful week
Blue: Saying good-bye will be hard.
Rusty: Never say good-bye, just "It was a pleasure Exterminating you."

Scales And Scoundrels

Rusty: Hm. Chocolate. Cereal. Marshmallow.
Blue: We may have discovered something wonderful.
Rusty: I suggest another sample to complete our analysis.
Blue: Agreed. Further study is required.
Rusty: Is it my imagination, or are the numbers below us increasing?
Blue: If you wish to indulge, you must ignore the scale.
Rusty: You mean, Exterminate All Scales?
Blue: No, but it's okay to ignore them, every once in awhile.

The Few Good Rats

Pocket: Ready or not, here we go!
Denim: Yah-hoo!
Gray: Halt! That's our spaceship!
Rusty: And you were worried about the mice's treachery.
Gray: You're right. Even the finest species can produce a few rats!
Denim: Hey, lay off with the name-calling!
Pocket: Yeah, watch your mouths, you two! Don't make me come down there!

A New Spaceship

Rusty: So what do you think of our new spaceship?
Gray: Look at them! I told you those mice were treacherous! They beguile you into thinking they're giving you your own spaceship, and look, they've taken it over!
Rusty: Actually, I think they just came over to wish us a fond farewell.
Gray: Oh. I guess I won't exterminate them then.
Rusty: Yes, that might appear just a tad ungrateful.

Getting Ticketed

Gray: I'm glad these aren't speeding tickets. 
Rusty: They're not tickets. They're certificates we can exchange for prizes.
Gray: Do you think we could buy our own spaceship?
Rusty: It's possible. Why?
Gray: Because Master looks like he wants to leave, and I want to play some more.
Rusty: When your time is up, it's time to leave. But we can see about getting a spaceship.
Gray: Yes please!

Swept Away

Gray: Alert! Alert! We're about to be swept away!
Rusty: I told you if we practiced, we'd improve our game.
Gray: You didn't tell me we'd get smothered in tickets.
Rusty: Sometimes you have to take the good with the bad.

The New Game

Gray: Why is our score so low?
Rusty: We've got to improve our aim, and land the ball in the upper circles.
Gray: Mark my words. We'll exhaust ourselves playing, and then the mice will strike!
Rusty: No, strikes are in Bowling. This is Skee Ball. It's a completely different game.

Making Peace With The Mouse

Rusty: Look what Chuck E brought us. Gold coins!
Gray: That's strange. Mice usually tempt you with thirty pieces of silver.
Rusty: Well, we've all got to change with the times.

Never Trust A Mouse

Gray: Exterminate! Exterminate!! Exterminate Please!!!
Rusty: Why did we just leap on top of the drink cups?
Gray: Don't you know?
Rusty: No, I just followed your example.
Gray: The danger is right below you!
Rusty: Where?
Gray: The mice! They're right below us!! Someone, exterminate them please!
Rusty: You want me to do it?
Gray: No, don't risk it! Let the Humans do it! The mice might bite you!
Rusty: But that's Chuck E Cheese. He'd never bite you.
Gray: Don't you believe it! You can never trust a mouse!! They're always dangerous!!!

Spectacular Violence

Blue: I can't wait for Master to wake up.
Red: I can't wait for him to see his bag.
Pocket: Whatever's inside, he's got to love it!
Rusty: With Star Wars and Daleks, whatever it is must be spectacularly violent.
Gray: I knew there was a reason we stationed him in the back. 

Beware Those Brown Suits!

Rusty: I guess the moral of the story is to avoid people dressed in brown?
Gray: When people wear earth tones to put you at your ease, you know they're up to no good.
Rusty So, on the other hand--
Gray: Grasping appendage.
Rusty: Grasping appendage, right. So when people wear rusty red or gray--
Gray: You know you can trust them implicitly.

The Season of Giving: Day 19

Rusty: A whole roll of McVitie's Dark Chocolate Digestives for me? Sweet!
Christmas: You know, you may find that you make a lot of new friends this year.

Count Dalekula: I say, Rusty, would you like to attend a reading of a cozy horror or mystery story?
Rusty: Oh yes, please!
Christmas: That's one.

The Three Amigos

Stan the Cyberman: My salsa is best!
Rusty: No, my salsa is best! 
Artist: No, you're both wrong. My salsa is best!

Stan, Rusty & Artist: Agreed! Agreed!! Agreed!!!