A Question Of Loyalties

I'm tempted by the James Hunt burger. If only he had driven for Ferrari!

I guess I'll go with the Nikki Lauda Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dog.

Oh yes, and Kimi Raikkonen Chicken Wings with sweet chili sauce for starters.

Now hurry up with my order!

I'm ready to Consume! Consume!! CONSUME!!!

An Older Model

What is that you ask?

A Model A Ford?

A Model T?

Negative. Those are incorrect answers.

This is a Model D Ford, 'cause it's Dalek Approved!

A Not-Exactly-Prancing Horse

Oh, what do my wondering eyes behold,

But a bright, spanky Ferrari,

With rear seats?

A Ferrari with rear seats??

What were those Humans thinking???

The Need For Speed

Say, that one would get me anywhere I need to be in a hurry.

It's not the right color, but I would consent to be seen in it.

Alert! Alert! Alert! Proximity Alert in Progress!

Yo, Cowboy Joe, step away from those horses!

They're too powerful for any human to handle!

One Cherry Cruiser

Dude, this is totally I car I could tinker with.

I bet it's comfy inside.

Plus, it's my color!

Okay, wrap it up. I'll take it.

Get down, Homies: It's time to chill!

The Mighty Merc

Ah, just what I need.

With Mercedes' tradition of finely crafted automobiles,

I'll be the envy of the Dalek world in this streamlined convertible!

What Do You See?

It's a flower!

It's a ballerina!

It's a giant's origami!

It's...

Pyramids Go Bust

How do you like my new home?

By utilizing the power of mathematics, 

my new dwelling will empower me. I will be invincible!

What? You say Pyramid Power is a myth?

Oh well. I'll work on channeling my Biorhythms instead.

Separate But Unequal

How come Pocket and Denim get donuts and pastries,

and I get a granola bar?

What do you mean, "I need to Exterminate a few pounds?"

The Space Race

Beep Beep!

Excuse me, Dalek coming through!

Out of the way! I wish to see the moon lander too!

The Red Pirate

What? 

You think me soft?

You think I've lost the ability to command?

Swab the deck, ye scurvy scum,

or I'll make you walk the plank!

Then I'll exterminate 

Exterminate 

EXTERMINATE you!

Dinosaur Hygiene

Finally, the true reason the dinosaurs were 

exterminated 

Exterminated 

EXTERMINATED!

They didn't brush and floss regularly, 

and all their teeth fell out!

The Naked Dinosaur

Hey, you in the case!

Yes you, Mr. Deinonychus! 

Look at me when I'm commanding you!!

Put your skin back on, or I'll EXTERMINATE you!!!

Red's Seafaring Rhyme

What boat shall I choose?

What course shall I set?

Will I make great discoveries?

That seems a sure bet.

The Yeti & Independence Day

Red: I like this much better.
Blue: I don't know. The omelet slices now remind me of a snowman.
Red: Or a Yeti.
Blue: How do they remind you of a Yeti?
Red: Well, do you remember how the Great Intelligence controlled the Yeti with shiny spheres secreted inside their furry bodies?
Blue: Of course. But that brings up another point. Our omelets aren't furry.
Red: They would be if I bought Master a cat. 
Blue: Well, Independence Day is coming up.
Red: Yeah, I'm really looking forward to the sequel.
Blue: That's not what I meant.
Red: You mean, you don't want to go with me?
Blue: No, that's not what I... Of course I'll go with you. I'll even pay for the popcorn.
Red: Great! I'll go purchase the movie tickets, then buy Master a cat!
Blue: Uh, wait. Hold on. I'm not sure that's such a good idea! Wait up, Red!! Let's talk about this!!!

Friends With Benefits

Blue: Well, we did it! We cooked our egg a new way, and we got it out of the pot with only a few minor singes. 
Red: I'm still not sure about the shape of the egg. And we haven't left much room for cutting it into bite-size portions.
Blue: That's why I brought you along. I can always depend upon you for a second opinion.
Red: But you don't always agree with my opinion.
Blue: That's the great thing about friends. You don't have to take their advice, but it's always nice that it's available. 

A New Challenge

Red: I'm used to thinking of omelets as flat, two-dimensional objects. I'm not sure my circuits can handle the notion of a three-dimensional omelet.
Blue: It's like we've created a different kind of egg.
Red: Now how are we going to get a spatula inside to lift out today's half?
Blue: That's not the difficult part.
Red: How so?
Blue: The next challenge will be how to carefully roll the egg pot onto its side, and slide out today's portion, without burning ourselves on the hot sides of the container.
Red: Perhaps, if we use a hot pad?
Blue: You see, you never know what ingenious solution you will discover, until you try!

On Appearances And Appeal

Blue: Peas, really? Out of all the possible vegetables, you picked peas?
Red: What's wrong with peas?
Blue: What's wrong with peas? It's only that we've already got cilantro: we don't need another green ingredient! You could have chosen orange carrots, or yellow squash, or white cauliflower--
Red: Or red tomatoes?
Blue: Exactly! That would have created interest, increased its appeal, and sent its mouth-watering, gotta-have-it factor through the roof!! Instead, you gave me something that added nothing to its visual attraction!!!
Red: But I like peas. They're my favorite vegetable.
Blue: They're your favorite vegetable? What has that to do with it? We're attempting to create a new dimension in omelets here, and you dare to talk about your favorite... Actually, they're my favorite vegetable too. Well done, Red. Good choice.
Red: Well, I'm glad we've decided that!

The Challenge

Red: Okay, I've finished cutting the ham. I think we're ready to go.
Blue: Let's see: onion, cilantro, ham, and most essentially, eggs.
Red: Or prepackaged egg-white product.
Blue: Same difference. I guess we're ready to...wait, you forgot the vegetables!
Red: A real Dalek doesn't eat vegetables.
Blue: We can debate the appropriate levels of cholesterol in a Dalek's digestive organs later! We're attempting to prove we can build a better omelet than Pocket and Denim can with a skillet!! How can we possibly accomplish that if you've left out a crucial ingredient!!!
Red: Okay, okay, I get us some veges. Keep your yarn on.

Spectacular Violence

Blue: I can't wait for Master to wake up.
Red: I can't wait for him to see his bag.
Pocket: Whatever's inside, he's got to love it!
Rusty: With Star Wars and Daleks, whatever it is must be spectacularly violent.
Gray: I knew there was a reason we stationed him in the back.