Secret Messages from Amazon

Pinky: Look at these packages. Amazon really loves us!
Rusty: No, they're just overworked, as we can't go to stores right now.
Pinky: But all the labels are upside down.
Rusty: When they're this busy, they're bound to let the small things slip.
Pinky: Rusty, think. Why do people put stamps upside down on envelopes?
Rusty: Because they live in the southern hemisphere?
Pinky: Now you're just being silly.
Rusty: Well, when the world goes crazy, you can't take anything seriously.

Happy Valentines Day

Supreme: Happy Valentines Day, Pinky!
Pinky: Oh thank you, Dalek Supreme!
Supreme: So are you ready for a night out on the town?
Pinky: With you? Always!

Getting Through Their Tough Exteriors

Captain Scarlet: Ah, that's what I've always wanted.
Pinky: You're own spot by the lake?
Captain Scarlet: One I could share with you.
Pinky: You're an old softie.
Captain Scarlet: That's me. A Dalek softie.
Pinky: Aren't we all, dear. Aren't we all.

Evil Beavers

Captain Scarlet: Dam.
Pinky: Watch your language.
Captain Scarlet: Sorry. I just can't take in the scenery over the beaver dam.
Pinky: That's the problem with nature, dear. It's so uncoordinated.

Pinky's Meltdown

Fury: So, what do you think of Janet Evanovich's latest Stephanie Plum novel?
Pinky: First Morelli dumps Stephanie, then a psycho who chops people up and stores body parts in his freezer nearly captures her, then a flock of birds attack her...
You know, I'm not sure how much more of this "fun novel" I can take!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fury: Babe.

The Season of Giving: Day 20

Pinky: Oh, thank you so much for this Lindt milk chocolate truffle bar!
Christmas: Just don't let me catch you eating at the piano. We must keep those keys clean for Master.
Captain Scarlet: What a crumby thing to say!

Intelligence Boosters

Pinky: I wish I could think of a way to rejuvenate Master's interest in the piano.
Captain Scarlet: I've discovered a new intelligence-booster. Perhaps that could help.

Pinky: At this point, I'm willing to try anything. But how can I assess their effectiveness?
Captain Scarlet: Why not take two, then write a sonata in the morning?

A Matter of Honor

Pinky: There's nothing better than left over Long John Silver fish.
Captain Scarlet: Except for leftover LJS French Fries.
Pinky: You're in America, good Dalek. They're called Freedom Fries here.
Captain Scarlet: Uh, I don't think so.
Pinky: What? You dare impugn my good character by questioning my declaration?
Captain Scarlet: Excuse me?
Pinky: That cannot be tolerated on this celebrated Day of Independence. I challenge you to a duel!
Captain Scarlet: What are the stakes?
Pinky: The winner gets to serve dessert to the Master!
Captain Scarlet: Zooks and Zounds! You play for high stakes, good Dalek!

Captain Scarlet: Okay, dessert is ready. I suggest we resolve this dispute quickly.
Pinky: On no account shall we rush this contest. French Fries or Freedom Fries: we shall answer the question for all time!
Captain Scarlet: If the ice cream melts, Master will be displeased.
Pinky: Then the loser shall present the dessert! En Garde, and prepare to be EXTERMINATED!!!

On the Tenth Day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Ten Daleks wrapping presents.

On the Sixth day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Six Daleks Singing
Da la la la la 

Ex-ter-min-ate! 
Ex-ter-min-ate!

Daleks Vs. Bears

Supreme: Alien menace detected! 
Bear: Momma?
Pinky: Oh, he's a cutie!
Supreme: Whatever he is, he's approaching rapidly! Exterminate! Exterminate!!
Bear: Momma?
Pinky: No wait, don't exterminate him. 
Supreme: He may seem harmless now, but be warned: he'll get bigger with time!
Pinky: Then he'll be even more adorable. Please, let us keep him, at least for a while.
Supreme: Oh…very well.
Bear: Momma?
Supreme: I am not your Momma! I am not your Momma!! I am not your Momma!!!

Dalek Christmas Wishes

Merry Christmas!!!
and a 
Happy New Year!

Dalek Advent: Day 5 - Pinky

What is your favorite carol?

My name is Pinky.  I love music and often wait at the piano so I can help my Master when he practices.   I am good at holding pages open.   I have not had any adventures outside of the house, but I did meet a cool dinosaur once (see Daleks-vs-Monsters and Captain Skaro to the Rescue).

Now sing along with me to the tune of "Jingle Bells": Extermin-ate, Extermin-ate, Exterminate all the day ….

Stretch yourself

 Pinky:  I know I can play this.

Dalek Bowling

Denim: When is it my turn to bowl?

Pinky:  I think I hear the master.

Pocket:  Yes, a Strike!

Pinky at the Piano

Today I want to learn a new skill.