Pinky's Meltdown

Fury: So, what do you think of Janet Evanovich's latest Stephanie Plum novel?
Pinky: First Morelli dumps Stephanie, then a psycho who chops people up and stores body parts in his freezer nearly captures her, then a flock of birds attack her...
You know, I'm not sure how much more of this "fun novel" I can take!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fury: Babe.

The Season of Giving: Day 17

Christmas: Director Fury, Agent Coulson, I'd like to thank you for all your meritorious service in saving the world against all threats, both foreign and domestic.
Fury: And to do this, you're giving us a Girl Scouts Crunch Bar?
Coulson: Hang on, sir. It's flavored with Caramel and Coconut, just like the Samoa cookies you've always liked.*
Fury: Still, he's associating S.H.I.E.L.D. with the Girl Scouts!
Coulson: They do operate on a quasi-military structure.
Fury: The term Girl Scouts doesn't exactly inspire fear or respect like S.H.I.E.L.D. does though.
Coulson: Oh, I don't know. They do sell a lot of cookies each year, so they must be doing something right.

Fury: Very well. Tell Christmas Dalek that his present is adequate for this year.
Coulson: I think he's gone, sir.
Fury: Come to think of it, he did look as if he was trying to hide behind this candy bar. 
Coulson: It's you, sir. He's afraid of you, while he's awed by S.H.I.E.L.D.'s accomplishments.
Fury: Ah, the most satisfying present of all.

*The Girl Scouts now label their cookies as Caramel Delights. Perhaps in addition to S.H.I.E.L.D., they're also afraid of incurring the wrath of the sovereign Samoan island nation?

Furious About Flowers II

Immerse yourself in beauty.

Plan Ahead

Keep your focus 

On what matters most.

Keep Looking Up

Other options are waiting to be discovered.

Furious About Flowers

Flowers can brighten anyone's day.

On the Tenth Day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Ten Daleks wrapping presents.

On the Seventh day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Seven Superheros

Dalek Advent: Day 21 - Nick Fury

Merry Christmas

Nick Fury here.  I see my team has finally decorated the tree correctly, no webs and no shields.  You know this isn't my first rodeo.  I wonder where Agent Coulson is?  I have a new assignment for him.