Roadside Sustenance

Pocket: I can't believe you dragged us all the way out into the middle of nowhere--
Coulson: But you said you two needed an adventure.
Pocket: Without packing adequate provisions!
Coulson: I got confused, okay? With you two giving up everything for Lent--
Pocket: Lent's over, soldier!
Coulson: Like I said, sir, I got confused. Sorry.
Denim: At least that roadside shop had these candies. And look sir, their English!
Pocket: I don't suppose they had any Jelly Babies?
Denim: I could go ask them.
Pocket: Good idea! Send Coulson back. He's got a lot to atone for!
Coulson: But sir, please! Couldn't I consume my Licorice Allsort first?
Pocket: What? You mean... Oh, very well. Go ahead.
Coulson: Thank you, sir.
Pocket: That's the problem with Lent. All that sacrificing puts me in an easygoing mood.

A Little Illumination Goes A Long Way

Wow, it's like a lightbulb switched on in my head!

Suddenly, I'm inspired!!

I can do great things this year!!!

A Long Time Ago, At A Party Far, Far Away

What a perfect cake! My guests will love it!

I wonder though, is there too much to eat?

I know, I'll set aside the droid and princess for later.

I could use someone to serve the food and drinks.

And then there's that metal bikini I can finally find a use for. 

The Season of Giving: Day 17

Christmas: Director Fury, Agent Coulson, I'd like to thank you for all your meritorious service in saving the world against all threats, both foreign and domestic.
Fury: And to do this, you're giving us a Girl Scouts Crunch Bar?
Coulson: Hang on, sir. It's flavored with Caramel and Coconut, just like the Samoa cookies you've always liked.*
Fury: Still, he's associating S.H.I.E.L.D. with the Girl Scouts!
Coulson: They do operate on a quasi-military structure.
Fury: The term Girl Scouts doesn't exactly inspire fear or respect like S.H.I.E.L.D. does though.
Coulson: Oh, I don't know. They do sell a lot of cookies each year, so they must be doing something right.

Fury: Very well. Tell Christmas Dalek that his present is adequate for this year.
Coulson: I think he's gone, sir.
Fury: Come to think of it, he did look as if he was trying to hide behind this candy bar. 
Coulson: It's you, sir. He's afraid of you, while he's awed by S.H.I.E.L.D.'s accomplishments.
Fury: Ah, the most satisfying present of all.

*The Girl Scouts now label their cookies as Caramel Delights. Perhaps in addition to S.H.I.E.L.D., they're also afraid of incurring the wrath of the sovereign Samoan island nation?

Plan Ahead

Keep your focus 

On what matters most.

Unleash Your Inner Beast

There's a colorful personality in everyone,

Waiting to be unleashed.

The Dalek And The Panda

So, I guess the future must look pretty Black and White to you, eh?

Get it, Black and White? I said, the future must...

Okay, fine, ignore me. Go on chewing your leafy sticks. 

Gee, tough crowd at the old zoo tonight.

Dalek Advent: Day 22 - Agent Coulson

Warm Holiday Wishes!

Agent Coulson here on the beaches of Tahiti, it a beautiful place. I send you wishes for a Warm Holiday.  Remember, take time to recharge before starting the new year.