In The Presence Of Greatness

Spider Dalek: I must say, I feel rather outnumbered here.
Hulk Dalek: Spider Dalek in presence of greatness. Should feel proud.
Spider Dalek: Are you kidding? It's just smashing, get it?
Hulk Dalek: Spider Dalek make fun of Hulk, you one who get it.
Spider Dalek: Sorry, big guy. I was just kidding, you know.
Hulk Dalek: That good. Hulk not want to wipe up sticky web fluid from smashed Spider Dalek.

Using Your Power For Good

Spider-Dalek: Pepperoni Pizza, Extra Cheese, and prepaid tickets. I think we're ready to go see Spider-Man Homecoming.
Iron Dalek: What's to drink?
Spider-Dalek: I've packed a teapot and a pouch of Yorkshire Tea. I figure the counter staff can provide the hot water.
Iron Dalek: I doubt it. Cinema workers frown on you bringing in your own food.
Spider-Dalek: That may be true, but I find people are much more cooperative when you threaten them with extermination.
Iron Dalek: Good thinking. I knew I gave you that more powerful suit for a reason.

With Great Power Comes Great Ambiguity

Spider-Dalek: Wow, thanks for the new, more powerful suit.
Iron Dalek: Just remember: no tackling evil super-villains for now.
Spider-Dalek: But I thought us Daleks were evil super-villains.
Iron Dalek: Yeah, we are. But we're the good evil super-villains.
Spider-Dalek You know, sometimes this evolving morality grows difficult to parse.
Iron Dalek: Just listen to me. I won't steer you wrong.
Spider-Dalek: Phew, that's a relief. I mean, if you can't trust your leaders to tell you what's right, who can you trust?

The Season of Giving: Day 22

Spider-Dalek: What made you think I might like a white chocolate Crunch bar?
Christmas: Well, it's got red and blue on the casing, just like you...
Spider-Dalek: True...
Christmas: And its white chocolate reminds me of the white sticky webs you shoot.
Spider-Dalek: Ah, I'm touched, Christmas-dude. Thanks a lot. I'm really grateful!
Christmas: So grateful that you won't kill Gwen Stacey's dad in the new Marvel Universe?
Spider-Dalek: I never killed Gwen Stacey's dad! That's a malicious rumor!
Christmas: But according to the Daily Bugle, you're New York City's foremost villain!
Spider-Dalek: That's libel. Or slander. Or...it's just untrue, okay? You can't believe everything you read, unless what you read is that Spider-Dalek Is A Good Dalek. You can believe that!
Christmas: Thanks. That really cleared up the controversy for me. Now, about you killing the Green Goblin--
Spider-Dalek: Sorry Christmas, I've gotta go now. You know how it is: people to save, white chocolate Crunch bars to eat...
Christmas: Now that I completely understand.

Spider-Pillows & Kindred Spirits

Somedays I don't know which way to turn.

But when I look, I usually find others who can help and advise me.

What a joy to identify kindred spirits. 

Especially when they're soft and cuddly.

Spider-Dalek
(Not A Pillow)

Hamburger Rightness

Hulk: So many drink options. Hulk thirsty. Let's order Mistress a big margarita.
Spider-Dalek: I appreciate your adventurous spirit, big guy, but you know Master & Mistress don't drink alcohol.
Hulk: But they all look so colorful and fun!
Spider-Dalek: Let's stick to our mission plan, okay? Pocket & Denim made their bid for England last week. If we want to accompany them, we'd better stick to the basics, and order things we know Master & Mistress really like.
Hulk: Hulk concede Bug-Dalek's rightness.

Spider-Dalek: You're certainly right about one thing, big guy. This restaurant offers so many tantalizing options. Maybe if I just web the entire menu, we can order them a little of everything.
Hulk: Hulk say forget appetizers. Stick to plan. Master & Mistress want big burgers. Master likes burgers with lots of chili, and Mistress likes her burgers Hawaiian-style. 
Spider-Dalek: You're right, big guy, it's easy to get sidetracked here. We'll stick to the plan we agreed on.
Hulk: Hulk concede Bug Dalek's rightness.

Spider-Dalek: Wow. You sure Master wants this much chili?
Hulk: Master likes his burgers overflowing with chili.
Spider-Dalek: As long as he doesn't get so full on his burger that he can't enjoy his fries.
Hulk: That will not happen. Bug Dalek should trust in Hulk's rightness.

Spider-Dalek: Say, what happened to Mistress' fries? How have half of them disappeared already? Hulk? Hulk? Hmm. I wonder where he's gone off to?

Spider-Dalek: Good call on dessert, Hulk. Master & Mistress are sure to be grateful after all this good food, and take us to England with them. 
Hulk: Just to make sure, Hulk spoon-feed them personally.
Spider-Dalek: You know, I'm sure that's not necessary.
Hulk: Don't worry, Bug-Dalek. Hulk just show them how indispensable Hulk can be. Especially during foreign travel.
Spider-Dalek: Um...why am I suddenly having trouble trusting in Hulk's rightness?

Debate Rages Over A Chocolate Frog

Spider-Dalek: What's this strange, five-sided box Master & Mistress brought home?
Hulk: Hulk not know. Hulk suggest we smash it!
Spider-Dalek: It might contain a tasty treat.
Hulk: Okay. Hulk not smash box if you open it quickly.

Spider-Dalek: Whoa! Something just leapt out of the box!
Hulk: Bug Dalek not worry. It's only a chocolate frog.
Spider-Dalek: Oh, I'm not worried. But I am sad.
Hulk: Why sad?
Spider-Dalek: Because that's a Salazar Slytherin trading card at the bottom of the box. I would have preferred Professor Dumbledore.

Hulk: Hulk like Salazar Slytherin. Hulk want to be in Slytherin House when he attends Hogwarts.
Spider-Dalek: How can you say that? Everyone knows Gryffindor House is the best!
Hulk: Slytherin House's color is green, just like Hulk Dalek. And Slytherin students crave power, just like all Daleks!

Spider-Dalek: Oh well, forget the card. Let's devour a frog leg instead.
Hulk: Good plan. Hulk want to know what Chocolate Frog tastes like.
Spider-Dalek: I'm betting it doesn't taste like chicken.
Hulk: Why Bug Dalek think chocolate frog tastes like chicken?
Spider-Dalek: Oh, it's just a...never mind. Let's just say I don't feel like talking anymore right now.
Hulk: Who does, when you've got a frog in your throat?

Hulk & Spider-Dalek

On the Seventh day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Seven Superheros

Happy National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day

Spider-Dalek: Let the celebration begin!

Dalek Advent: Day 18 - Spider-Dalek

Time to get wrapping.

Hi, it is I your friendly Spider-Dalek.  There is so much to do: I am helping my friends finish decorating their tree and I have also been tasked with wrapping the gifts.  Remember, "With great power comes great responsibility", so I better get the curls on the ribbon just right.