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Saturday, May 23, 2015

Hamburger Rightness


Hulk: So many drink options. Hulk thirsty. Let's order Mistress a big margarita.
Spider-Dalek: I appreciate your adventurous spirit, big guy, but you know Master & Mistress don't drink alcohol.
Hulk: But they all look so colorful and fun!
Spider-Dalek: Let's stick to our mission plan, okay? Pocket & Denim made their bid for England last week. If we want to accompany them, we'd better stick to the basics, and order things we know Master & Mistress really like.
Hulk: Hulk concede Bug-Dalek's rightness.


Spider-Dalek: You're certainly right about one thing, big guy. This restaurant offers so many tantalizing options. Maybe if I just web the entire menu, we can order them a little of everything.
Hulk: Hulk say forget appetizers. Stick to plan. Master & Mistress want big burgers. Master likes burgers with lots of chili, and Mistress likes her burgers Hawaiian-style. 
Spider-Dalek: You're right, big guy, it's easy to get sidetracked here. We'll stick to the plan we agreed on.
Hulk: Hulk concede Bug Dalek's rightness.


Spider-Dalek: Wow. You sure Master wants this much chili?
Hulk: Master likes his burgers overflowing with chili.
Spider-Dalek: As long as he doesn't get so full on his burger that he can't enjoy his fries.
Hulk: That will not happen. Bug Dalek should trust in Hulk's rightness.


Spider-Dalek: Say, what happened to Mistress' fries? How have half of them disappeared already? Hulk? Hulk? Hmm. I wonder where he's gone off to?


Spider-Dalek: Good call on dessert, Hulk. Master & Mistress are sure to be grateful after all this good food, and take us to England with them. 
Hulk: Just to make sure, Hulk spoon-feed them personally.
Spider-Dalek: You know, I'm sure that's not necessary.
Hulk: Don't worry, Bug-Dalek. Hulk just show them how indispensable Hulk can be. Especially during foreign travel.
Spider-Dalek: Um...why am I suddenly having trouble trusting in Hulk's rightness?

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