Dramatic Donut Divisions

Denim: The last jelly donut. It's a thing of beauty, isn't it?
Pocket: It is. I really like it, and I'm sure Master will too.

Denim: Did you see what Master just did? He split my donut!
Pocket: His donut. Relax. You saw how Hulk and Spider-Dalek tried to bribe Master & Mistress by taking them out to Islands for those enormous hamburgers. If you hope to accompany them to England, you need to relax. You know, go with the flow.
Denim: Go with the flow? What are you talking about? He split it in half! I know Master is watching his caloric intake, but how can he savor the perfection of his beautiful jelly donut if he splits it in half?
Pocket: Alert! Alert! Dalek Meltdown Imminent!!!

Denim: By the crazed circuitry of cybermen! Did you see what Master just did? He split his beautiful, glorious half-donut into quarters!
Pocket: Technically, he split the donut into eighths. 
Denim: What's next? Is he going to cut it into sixteenths? How can he enjoy his donut, if he only eats 1/16th of it?
Pocket: It's an eighth. He's only cut it into eighths. For Davros' sake, calm down, Private.

Denim: By the thorny Thals of Skaro, did you see what Master just did? Did you see what he just did? He...oh. He covered each sixteenth with additional jelly.
Pocket: Each eighth, actually.
Denim: Wasn't that nice of Master? Wasn't that thoughtful, kind, and wise of him?
Pocket: You've certainly changed your tune. I thought you thought it was terrible how Master was destroying the beautiful, glorious donut you made by cutting it into sixteens.
Denim: It was eighths, actually, and I'd never be critical of Master. Master is wise, and he likes me, 'cause I'm so easy-going. 
Pocket: Alert! Alert! Dalek Hypocrisy Alert!!!
Denim: You know, sir, you really need to relax, and learn to go with the flow.
Pocket: Yeah...right. Now that Master's eaten, let's go split the last donut.
Denim: Split one of my perfectly gorgeous donuts? Are you insane???