In The Presence Of Greatness

Spider Dalek: I must say, I feel rather outnumbered here.
Hulk Dalek: Spider Dalek in presence of greatness. Should feel proud.
Spider Dalek: Are you kidding? It's just smashing, get it?
Hulk Dalek: Spider Dalek make fun of Hulk, you one who get it.
Spider Dalek: Sorry, big guy. I was just kidding, you know.
Hulk Dalek: That good. Hulk not want to wipe up sticky web fluid from smashed Spider Dalek.

Hulk Like Fiery Furnace

Hulk: Now that's a lot of Hoodoos. 
But why they call it Fiery Furnace?
They want a fiery furnace, they should feel my Extermination Beam.
Yeah, Hulk is mightiest Fiery Furnace of them all!

Hulk Can Build

Hulk: Look at this! 
Hulk can build his own Balancing Rock!! 
Hulk can do anything!!!

Hulk Not Smash

Hulk: What you mean, Hulk allowed no further? 
Hulk can be careful! 
Hulk not destroy Balancing Rock!!
Hulk could juggle Balance Rock if he wished!!!
Okay, okay. Hulk go no further.

A Safety Tip

Hulk: Here's a Safety Tip for you.
When hiking through slot canyons, always carry a canoe with you.
You know, in case it rains, and you need to ride out the flood.

Oh, you might want to bring along a few oars too. Just in case.

Barking Like Crazy

Hulk: I've heard of Crazy Paving, but Crazy Tree Bark? 
That's crazy! Or I should I say, that's, um...barking?
Yeah, sorry, I'm definitely barking up the wrong tree with that one.
I mean, pun.

A Cool Palm Sunday

Denim: Uh, sir, I'm not sure this is how you're supposed to commemorate today.
Pocket: You celebrate Palm Sunday your way, Cadet. I'll celebrate it my way. 
Hulk: How can Denim celebrate his way if he serve you all day?
Pocket: Less lip, more waiving, Hulk. I want to feel those cool breezes!

Never Too Late

Pocket: You should have ordered these earlier, Cadet.
Denim: Sorry, sir. I thought for sure they'd arrive in time. 
Pocket: If you'd paid for Priority Express, we could have worn them for St Patrick's Day!
Denim: Yeah, sorry about that, Mr Hulk. We intended to celebrate the holiday properly!
Hulk: Hulk not offended. It never too late to look smashing!

Driving Miss Nessie

Denim: Uh, Mr Hulk, where are you taking Nessie?
Hulk: St Patrick drive snakes out of Ireland. St Hulk drive Loch Ness Monster out of Scotland.
Pocket: But we live in San Diego, not Scotland.
Hulk: It not nice to correct a saint, puny Dalek!

A Smashing St Patrick's Day

Hulk: Come out so I can smash you!
Pocket: Go away, we're wearing green!
Hulk: Hiding behind cilantro not count as wearing green, so Hulk can Smash you!!
Denim: Uh, Mr Hulk, I thought the penalty for not wearing green was a pinch?
Hulk: Hulk celebrate holiday his way. You not wear green, Hulk SMASH!!!

The Season of Giving: Day 1

Christmas: Hulk, here's a little something to help you celebrate the season.
Hulk: Hulk like sucker! Hulk smash sucker!
Christmas: Smash it all you like. Just remember we are giving this to you because you hold a special place in our hearts.

Hulk: Hulk honored. Maybe Hulk not smash Hulk Sucker.

Exterminate Human Bodily Secretions

Denim: I scouted out the bathroom, but I couldn't find any washcloths.
Pocket: In my research, I discovered many English hotels don't provide washcloths for their guests.
Denim: Why do you think that is?
Pocket: Well, it's colder here, so maybe British Humans secrete fewer body oils. In any case, I came prepared. Choose your superhero.

Denim: I know we turn Bruce Banner into the Hulk by making him angry. How do we activate a Hulk washcloth?
Pocket: How do you get anyone to swell up with rage? Put him under the hot tap!

Denim: You were right sir. Hulk is ready to Smash Human bodily secretions now.
Pocket: Or, as we Daleks say...
Denim & Pocket: Exterminate Human Bodily Secretions! 

Exterminate Human Bodily Secretions!! 

Exterminate Human Bodily Secretions!!!

Capturing The Inner Hulk

Hulk: How's it going?
Artist: Just putting on the finishing touches.
Hulk: Can I look now? Can I? Can I?
Artist: Yes...all right.

Artist: Well, what do you think?
Hulk: Oh my. So much anger. So much rage. So much pent-up violence!

Artist: Then you like it?
Hulk: It's incredible! How did you manage to so fully capture the inner me?
Artist: It's a gift. Now come on, let's exterminate a few sodas. I'm buying.
Hulk: Are you kidding? After your masterful portrait, I'm buying! 

Marvel's Avengers: The Age of Subway

Thor: By the gods of Asgard, I love Subway's superhero cups!
Iron Dalek: I must admit, I look pretty good on black.
Hulk: Hulk want to sip, Sip, SIP!
Captain Skaro: Hey, there's an internet code on the back. We might have won something.
Iron Dalek: J.A.R.V.I.S., connect me with the Subway website. I'm feeling lucky.

Hulk: Ha! Iron-Dalek look like John Travolta in "Saturday Night Fever."
Iron Dalek: Why thank you, Hulk. I must admit, I look pretty good on red.
Captain Skaro: What an inspiring screen background. I think I'll go find someone to defend.
Thor: By the gods of Asgard, I need a haircut!

Hamburger Rightness

Hulk: So many drink options. Hulk thirsty. Let's order Mistress a big margarita.
Spider-Dalek: I appreciate your adventurous spirit, big guy, but you know Master & Mistress don't drink alcohol.
Hulk: But they all look so colorful and fun!
Spider-Dalek: Let's stick to our mission plan, okay? Pocket & Denim made their bid for England last week. If we want to accompany them, we'd better stick to the basics, and order things we know Master & Mistress really like.
Hulk: Hulk concede Bug-Dalek's rightness.

Spider-Dalek: You're certainly right about one thing, big guy. This restaurant offers so many tantalizing options. Maybe if I just web the entire menu, we can order them a little of everything.
Hulk: Hulk say forget appetizers. Stick to plan. Master & Mistress want big burgers. Master likes burgers with lots of chili, and Mistress likes her burgers Hawaiian-style. 
Spider-Dalek: You're right, big guy, it's easy to get sidetracked here. We'll stick to the plan we agreed on.
Hulk: Hulk concede Bug Dalek's rightness.

Spider-Dalek: Wow. You sure Master wants this much chili?
Hulk: Master likes his burgers overflowing with chili.
Spider-Dalek: As long as he doesn't get so full on his burger that he can't enjoy his fries.
Hulk: That will not happen. Bug Dalek should trust in Hulk's rightness.

Spider-Dalek: Say, what happened to Mistress' fries? How have half of them disappeared already? Hulk? Hulk? Hmm. I wonder where he's gone off to?

Spider-Dalek: Good call on dessert, Hulk. Master & Mistress are sure to be grateful after all this good food, and take us to England with them. 
Hulk: Just to make sure, Hulk spoon-feed them personally.
Spider-Dalek: You know, I'm sure that's not necessary.
Hulk: Don't worry, Bug-Dalek. Hulk just show them how indispensable Hulk can be. Especially during foreign travel.
Spider-Dalek: Um...why am I suddenly having trouble trusting in Hulk's rightness?

Free Dalek Flyers

Denim: Look at what I found in the cereal box, sir!
Pocket: Oh no! Hide it! Put it back in the box, quick!
Denim: Why? What's wrong?
Pocket: Free schwag always brings out the crowds. Especially Superhero schwag.

Thor: Ah, what wonderful Human ingenuity. A gift that truly celebrates the nobility of flight!
Iron Dalek: I must say, my namesake looks rather good in that picture.
Captain Skaro: I'm honored to be joined by my namesake in protecting this household.
Hulk: Hulk not in picture. Hulk want to be in picture!!!
Denim: It looks nice enough, but Daleks don't play Frisbee. What can we do with it.
Pocket: Hold on, I think I've got an idea.

Pocket: Wheeee!!!
Denim: No fair, sir! You've been jumping for fifteen minutes now!
Hulk: Hulk want a go too!
Thor: Yes, I too, who am so accustomed to flight, must confess I would like a turn as well.
Pocket: Wheeee!!!

A Smashing St Patrick's Day

Hulk: Nobody better pinch Hulk. I wear green from the inside out.

Hulk exterminate, Exterminate, EXTERMINATE green food!

Hulk smash St. Patrick's Day!! You smash St. Patrick's Day too!!!

Debate Rages Over A Chocolate Frog

Spider-Dalek: What's this strange, five-sided box Master & Mistress brought home?
Hulk: Hulk not know. Hulk suggest we smash it!
Spider-Dalek: It might contain a tasty treat.
Hulk: Okay. Hulk not smash box if you open it quickly.

Spider-Dalek: Whoa! Something just leapt out of the box!
Hulk: Bug Dalek not worry. It's only a chocolate frog.
Spider-Dalek: Oh, I'm not worried. But I am sad.
Hulk: Why sad?
Spider-Dalek: Because that's a Salazar Slytherin trading card at the bottom of the box. I would have preferred Professor Dumbledore.

Hulk: Hulk like Salazar Slytherin. Hulk want to be in Slytherin House when he attends Hogwarts.
Spider-Dalek: How can you say that? Everyone knows Gryffindor House is the best!
Hulk: Slytherin House's color is green, just like Hulk Dalek. And Slytherin students crave power, just like all Daleks!

Spider-Dalek: Oh well, forget the card. Let's devour a frog leg instead.
Hulk: Good plan. Hulk want to know what Chocolate Frog tastes like.
Spider-Dalek: I'm betting it doesn't taste like chicken.
Hulk: Why Bug Dalek think chocolate frog tastes like chicken?
Spider-Dalek: Oh, it's just a...never mind. Let's just say I don't feel like talking anymore right now.
Hulk: Who does, when you've got a frog in your throat?

Hulk & Spider-Dalek

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Eleven Daleks Decorating

On the Seventh day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Seven Superheros