Those Marvelous Summer Revels

Iron Dalek: Ah, the fruits of summer.
Captain Skaro: Don't forget the fruits of Pop-tarts.
Iron Dalek: They go perfectly with the fruits of Master & Mistress' trip to England.
Captain Skaro: You mean the Yorkshire Tea?
Iron Dalek: And the Dalek Mugs they inspired.
Captain Skaro: So, we're thankful for summer fruit, Pop-Tarts, and England?
Iron Dalek: We're thankful for everything that makes us happy.
Captain Skaro: In that case, I'm thankful we get to exterminate this marvelous breakfast.
Iron Dalek: Oh no, that's the Humans' job. We merely get the pleasure of reveling in our creation.
Captain Skaro: Ah. Yes. Those marvelous summer revels.

Using Your Power For Good

Spider-Dalek: Pepperoni Pizza, Extra Cheese, and prepaid tickets. I think we're ready to go see Spider-Man Homecoming.
Iron Dalek: What's to drink?
Spider-Dalek: I've packed a teapot and a pouch of Yorkshire Tea. I figure the counter staff can provide the hot water.
Iron Dalek: I doubt it. Cinema workers frown on you bringing in your own food.
Spider-Dalek: That may be true, but I find people are much more cooperative when you threaten them with extermination.
Iron Dalek: Good thinking. I knew I gave you that more powerful suit for a reason.

With Great Power Comes Great Ambiguity

Spider-Dalek: Wow, thanks for the new, more powerful suit.
Iron Dalek: Just remember: no tackling evil super-villains for now.
Spider-Dalek: But I thought us Daleks were evil super-villains.
Iron Dalek: Yeah, we are. But we're the good evil super-villains.
Spider-Dalek You know, sometimes this evolving morality grows difficult to parse.
Iron Dalek: Just listen to me. I won't steer you wrong.
Spider-Dalek: Phew, that's a relief. I mean, if you can't trust your leaders to tell you what's right, who can you trust?

The Real Super Star

Thor: By the Halls of Asgard, I believe we've got the wrong sandwich.
Iron Dalek: How so? It's the Western Bacon Cheeseburger, Master's favorite.
Thor: By Odin's Beard! I thought it was for us! We're Superheroes, after all.
Iron Dalek: You think he should have bought us the Super Star hamburger?
Thor: By Lady Thor's mask, I think Daleks as special as us deserve our own sandwich. Don't you?
Iron Dalek: Forget about what you don't have, and celebrate what you do. Here, have one of these french fries. I think you'll find them sufficiently super.
Thor: By Loki's treacherous tongue, you're right! Forget the burgers. The real star of Carl's Jr. are these incredible fries! I'm going to exterminate, Exterminate, EXTERMINATE THE FRIES!!!

Marvel's Avengers: The Age of Subway

Thor: By the gods of Asgard, I love Subway's superhero cups!
Iron Dalek: I must admit, I look pretty good on black.
Hulk: Hulk want to sip, Sip, SIP!
Captain Skaro: Hey, there's an internet code on the back. We might have won something.
Iron Dalek: J.A.R.V.I.S., connect me with the Subway website. I'm feeling lucky.

Hulk: Ha! Iron-Dalek look like John Travolta in "Saturday Night Fever."
Iron Dalek: Why thank you, Hulk. I must admit, I look pretty good on red.
Captain Skaro: What an inspiring screen background. I think I'll go find someone to defend.
Thor: By the gods of Asgard, I need a haircut!

Free Dalek Flyers

Denim: Look at what I found in the cereal box, sir!
Pocket: Oh no! Hide it! Put it back in the box, quick!
Denim: Why? What's wrong?
Pocket: Free schwag always brings out the crowds. Especially Superhero schwag.

Thor: Ah, what wonderful Human ingenuity. A gift that truly celebrates the nobility of flight!
Iron Dalek: I must say, my namesake looks rather good in that picture.
Captain Skaro: I'm honored to be joined by my namesake in protecting this household.
Hulk: Hulk not in picture. Hulk want to be in picture!!!
Denim: It looks nice enough, but Daleks don't play Frisbee. What can we do with it.
Pocket: Hold on, I think I've got an idea.

Pocket: Wheeee!!!
Denim: No fair, sir! You've been jumping for fifteen minutes now!
Hulk: Hulk want a go too!
Thor: Yes, I too, who am so accustomed to flight, must confess I would like a turn as well.
Pocket: Wheeee!!!

What Super Heroes Eat

Thor: As Super Heroes we always choose something healthy to eat.

Iron Dalek: But we always make room for dessert.

The Big Freeze

Iron Dalek: That's it? A corn dog?
Thor: Master & Mistress are saving themselves for dessert. They want to try the new Freeze.

Iron Dalek: Now that's what I call a Big Freeze!
Thor: Caution: Objects in the window may appear larger than they are.

Iron Dalek: That's it? This tiny thing?
Thor: This tiny thing? It's as big as we are! It's 880 calories! It's large enough to make a Thal sick to his stomach!
Iron Dalek: That's my problem with life. I always want more.
Thor: What Dalek doesn't? Now are you going to help me exterminate this, or what?
Iron Dalek: Exterminate All Freezes! Exterminate All Freezes!! Exterminate All Freezes!!!
Thor: That's the spirit! Approach everything with enthusiasm, and you are sure to enjoy life!
Iron Dalek: Enough philosophizing! More Exterminating! Now!!!!!!!!!

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Eleven Daleks Decorating

Look To Your Heroes

They'll guide you through the dark times,

when you can't see the way ahead.

Kind Words Are Always Best

Iron Dalek: Go ahead, butter me up.

Vary Your Routine

Iron Dalek: A little spice is always nice.

Share Your Good Fortunes

Iron Dalek: Which half should I give to my friends?

The World's Most Wanted Dalek

Iron Dalek: I didn't realize people loved me so much!

Dalek Advent: Day 20 - Iron Dalek

May your Christmas be Merry & Bright.

Hi, I am Iron Dalek.  Thanks to my handy arc reactor, I finally got the lights on the tree to work.  It is a good thing the lights are LEDs and do not take much energy or I could be drained by Christmas day.