Denim: I scouted out the bathroom, but I couldn't find any washcloths.
Pocket: In my research, I discovered many English hotels don't provide washcloths for their guests.
Denim: Why do you think that is?
Pocket: Well, it's colder here, so maybe British Humans secrete fewer body oils. In any case, I came prepared. Choose your superhero.
Denim: I know we turn Bruce Banner into the Hulk by making him angry. How do we activate a Hulk washcloth?
Pocket: How do you get anyone to swell up with rage? Put him under the hot tap!
Denim: You were right sir. Hulk is ready to Smash Human bodily secretions now.
Pocket: Or, as we Daleks say...
Denim & Pocket: Exterminate Human Bodily Secretions!
Exterminate Human Bodily Secretions!!
Exterminate Human Bodily Secretions!!!
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