Once upon a time, two Daleks traveled to Kauai.
This is another of their adventures.
Pocket: Alert! Alert!! ALERT!!! Approaching a long, one-lane bridge!
Denim: Stand down, sir. There's no need for alarm. One-lane bridges are a feature of Kauai's north coast.
Pocket: How dare you tell me to stand down, cadet! You may have researched Kauai, but you're not familiar with the dangers of driving in this foreign land!
Denim: Here we are at Ke'e Beach. You can relax, sir. We've arrived!
Pocket: How dare you tell me to relax, cadet! Danger and proximity alerts have overwhelmed my sensors!
Denim: Master displays no signs of anxiety. In fact, there he goes now.
Denim: Sir, I assure you, Master faces no unnecessary danger. Here, let me share an image with you from his sketch book.
Denim: Yes, but they won't bother him unless he bothers them.
Pocket: I suppose, with my gun, I could always EXTERMINATE!!! any dangerous creatures. Aside from that Snowflake Eel, snorkeling looks fun. Images flood my mind: investigating the ocean depths, exploring the underwater topography, and making first contact with previously undiscovered denizens of the sea. Ooh, what a wonderful experience that could be!
Denim: Master, now that I've shared that image, could we disengage? I'm starting to feel a little uncomfortable.
Pocket: You mean, you're experiencing a Proximity Alert?
Denim: Definitely.
Pocket & Denim Dalek
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