Spider-Dalek: What made you think I might like a white chocolate Crunch bar?
Christmas: Well, it's got red and blue on the casing, just like you...
Spider-Dalek: True...
Christmas: And its white chocolate reminds me of the white sticky webs you shoot.
Spider-Dalek: Ah, I'm touched, Christmas-dude. Thanks a lot. I'm really grateful!
Christmas: So grateful that you won't kill Gwen Stacey's dad in the new Marvel Universe?
Spider-Dalek: I never killed Gwen Stacey's dad! That's a malicious rumor!
Christmas: But according to the Daily Bugle, you're New York City's foremost villain!
Spider-Dalek: That's libel. Or slander. Or...it's just untrue, okay? You can't believe everything you read, unless what you read is that Spider-Dalek Is A Good Dalek. You can believe that!
Christmas: Thanks. That really cleared up the controversy for me. Now, about you killing the Green Goblin--
Spider-Dalek: Sorry Christmas, I've gotta go now. You know how it is: people to save, white chocolate Crunch bars to eat...
Christmas: Now that I completely understand.
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