Christmas: Astro, we haven't seen much of you this year. Any interesting space missions you can share with us?
Astro: No, I was marooned on Mars all year, when my team left without me.
Christmas: That's unfortunate. Did they give a reason for abandoning you?
Astro: They talked about invading Titan, but personally I think they just wandered down to the pub on Pluto.
Christmas: I guess that means that instead of indulging in a generous selection of pub grub, you subsisted on prepackaged space rations all year.
Astro: There's nothing wrong with space rations. Their condensed nutrition gives a Dalek everything he needs.
Christmas: In that case, here's something that you might enjoy. It's a dense bar of milk chocolate packed with a soft, chewy nougat top and a crunchy cereal bottom.
Astro: Sounds great! I don't suppose you could throw in a little drinky as well?
Christmas: Sorry.
Astro: How about ketchup? Astronauts love ketchup!
Christmas: I'll see what I can do.
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