Christmas: Have I ever told you how much I admire your Lego work?
Red: Thanks. It helps to have a grasping appendage, as opposed to one that sucks.
Christmas: Do you think you'll have any trouble grasping these white chocolate peppermint M&Ms?
Red: Actually, I was thinking they might make good building materials for my next creation.
Christmas: And what might that be?
Red: I'd rather not say until it's finished.
Christmas: I understand. You artists are so secretive.
Red: Still, if you hear of any hot fudge going spare, I could use it for an adhesive.
Christmas: How about warm taffy? Or Marshmellow Creme?
Red: You're an ideas guy. I like that. How would you like to be my assistant?
Christmas: Sorry. Once the gift-giving season is over, I'm taking a vacation!
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