Pocket: On behalf of the entire household, we would like to give you this special gift.
Christmas: Thank you so much. I'm overwhelmed!
Denim: You know, if it's too much for you--
Christmas: No, no, I'm fine. The surprise is most welcome, that's all. I look forward to devouring your kind gift.
Denim: Warning: Overconfidence Alert! Overconfidence Alert!! Overconfidence Alert!!!
Pocket: You know, the cadet may be right. Perhaps we should remain to help you out, should you require assistance in devouring this special treat.
Christmas: Trust me. I know how to pace myself.
Pocket: But you don't even know what it is, yet.
Christmas: Optical sensors instantly read through the wrapping paper. It's a pound of See's chocolates!
Pocket: I knew we should have gotten the more festive wrapping paper.
Denim: But sir, you said the white was more classic--
Pocket: Agreed, but--
Denim: And you really liked how it set off the red--
Pocket: Yes, thank you, cadet. Christmas, we'll be nearby, just in case you require assistance.
Christmas: Rest assured, your willingness to help me out shall not be forgotten.
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