A Scary Thought

Autumn: Oh great master, what's the best way to frighten people?
Count Dalekula: Everything is life is about presentation, my child.

Nutritious Super Villains

Count Dalekula: Master reads lots of comics, but none by DC. Why is that?
Captain Skaro: That's easy. DC heroes and villains are inferior to Marvel characters.
Count Dalekula:: Then why would he eat Pop-tarts from DC characters?
Captain Skaro: Why do you think? They were on sale!!
Count Dalekula: So it's okay to eat "inferior villains," just not read about them?
Captain Skaro: Absolutely! DC Villain Pop-tarts are part of a well-balanced diet.

The Season of Giving: Day 19

Rusty: A whole roll of McVitie's Dark Chocolate Digestives for me? Sweet!
Christmas: You know, you may find that you make a lot of new friends this year.

Count Dalekula: I say, Rusty, would you like to attend a reading of a cozy horror or mystery story?
Rusty: Oh yes, please!
Christmas: That's one.

The Season of Giving: Day 18

Count Dalekula: Ah, Bourbon Creams! What a wonderful way to relax and sink into a cozy horror story by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro, or even a cozy mystery by Agatha Christie!
Christmas: Shall I get the tea started?
Count Dalekula: Please do. I could Exterminate a cuppa right about now.

Halloween Wishes

Count Dalekula:  I have been chosen to give you a special greetings from the Daleks,

Exterminate Chocolate
and
Happy Halloween!

On the Tenth Day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Ten Daleks wrapping presents.