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Showing posts with label Autumn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Autumn. Show all posts
Friday, October 26, 2018
Eating & Self Preservation
Denim: It's alive!! The donut's alive!!!!
Pocket: It's a masterpiece!
Autumn: Glad you like it. Now let's eat it, before it eats us.
Friday, October 19, 2018
Arachnophobia
Denim: No sir, please don't make me. It's too scary to serve alone.
Pocket: Don't worry, Cadet. Just close down your optical sensors, and it'll be over soon.
Friday, October 12, 2018
The Halloween Gift
Autumn: Surprise!!!
Denim: Wow! Where'd you come from?
Pocket: That's the problem with gift bags. You never know what someone might put inside!
Friday, October 5, 2018
A Scary Thought
Autumn: Oh great master, what's the best way to frighten people?
Count Dalekula: Everything is life is about presentation, my child.
Tuesday, October 31, 2017
Moderation Is The Key
Denim: Can't we just set out all the goodies now?
Autumn: No, keep 'em hungry. A little now, and...
Pocket: They'll soon be back for more.
Denim: That's a scary thought.
Autumn: That's what I'm here for.
Monday, February 15, 2016
Autumn Fades Away
Pocket: I can't find Autumn anywhere!
Denim: Well sir, you did say he'd disappear in the winter.
Pocket: I didn't think he'd depart during a game of Hide & Seek.
Denim: Maybe we'll find him when we find the Cybermen.
Pocket: A Dalek hiding with Cybermen? Unthinkable!
Sunday, January 24, 2016
An Alien Flower IV
Denim: I never suspected the flowers would be so orange.
Pocket: Neither did I, but it is harvest time for citrus fruits.
Denim: Are you suggesting a genetic link, sir?
Pocket: No, Cadet. But if you were afraid of getting picked, you'd try to blend in too.
Autumn: Sirs, may I join you under this beautiful, living canopy?
Pocket: Provided you stay well away from the flowers.
Autumn: Why? Are they dangerous?
Pocket: You've seen that movie "Little Shop of Horrors," haven't you?
Autumn: No, sir. It sounds too scary for a young Dalek like me.
Pocket: Well, let me put it like this. If you were a plant that derived nourishment by consuming Daleks, what better way to disguise the fact than by camouflaging yourself to blend in with the season?
Autumn: Ah. On second thought, perhaps I'll stay down here.
Saturday, December 12, 2015
The Season of Giving: Day 12
Christmas: I realize this is a little old now--
Autumn: Incorrect! Autumn never gets old! And neither does delicious Autumn Mix.
Christmas: In that case, I'm happy to give you this bag. One inquiry: If it never gets old, why does it utilize artificial flavor?
Autumn: You know, it is possible to make one too many inquiries.
Saturday, November 28, 2015
The Passing of Autumn
Artist: You know, I'm really going to miss the passing of autumn.
Autumn: Why? I'm not going anywhere.
Sunday, September 13, 2015
Truly Peachy
Autumn: That Roald Dahl: what a peachy storyteller!
Blueberry: One whose fruits truly never go out of season.
Sunday, December 21, 2014
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