Happy Valentines Day

Supreme: Happy Valentines Day, Pinky!
Pinky: Oh thank you, Dalek Supreme!
Supreme: So are you ready for a night out on the town?
Pinky: With you? Always!

The Dalek Truth

I've been hearing a lot about "Fake News" lately.

Frankly, it's all nonsense. If it's been printed, it's true.

So I'm printing my own book. 

It's called The Dalek Truth.

Chapter 1: If you don't believe everything I say, 

I'll Exterminate Exterminate EXTERMINATE YOU!!!

The Dalek Truth will be available in all good bookstores.

While there is no requirement to buy, 

Supreme Dalek strongly urges you to do so.

Identifying With Percy Jackson

Alert! Visual recognition systems faulty!
What's wrong with me?

I can't concentrate. My energy levels are skyrocketing!

Wait, Percy Jackson suffers from dyslexia and ADHD. 

That's it: I'm a Dalek Demigod!

Beware the bolts of lightning this unit shall throw!

A Problem with a Shoe

Supreme: "Hey, you there, crossing the street! Come back! I need you to investigate my clog immediately!"

You know, this job is really cutting into my Exterminating time. If only the shop owner would let me threaten passersby. Silly human: he doesn't think threatening people with Extermination is good for business. Ah well, perhaps a new approach is called for.

Hm, let's see. How about this?

There once was a Dalek 

Who lived in a shoe,

He made fewer sales, 

Than a cow says moo.

So he modulated his broadcast frequencies 
And soothed his customers asleep,

He took their money, exchanged their shoes, 

Then away he did NOT creep!
Instead, he flew off on a sunny holiday,
Exterminating, Exterminating, Exterminating away,
So be wary of a Dalek,
When he wants to play!

Yes, that might Exterminate customer apathy.

The Season of Giving: Day 6

Supreme: Wow, that's a large bag. 
Christmas: Yes, we want to know how much we appreciate you keeping us all in line.

Supreme: Olfactory sensors detect rich flavor. Compositional analysis suggests speech capability will decline during consumption. That may impair my ability to give orders.
Christmas: Don't worry about it. We're willing to make that sacrifice for you.

Bananas And Tea

Supreme: Finally, it's banana harvest time!

What? You like home-grown bananas too?

Then sit yourself down, have a cup of tea, and let's share one together!

Ordinary Dalek know how to Exterminate, but only

Extraordinary Daleks know how to share, share, Share, SHARE, SHARE!!!!!

On the Ninth Day of Christmas

the Daleks celebrate

Nine Daleks Shopping
Pocket: What shall we buy our Master this year?

Daleks Gone Wild

While it's good to occasionally cut loose, 

don't wager your future on the luck of the draw.

Daleks Vs. Bears

Supreme: Alien menace detected! 
Bear: Momma?
Pinky: Oh, he's a cutie!
Supreme: Whatever he is, he's approaching rapidly! Exterminate! Exterminate!!
Bear: Momma?
Pinky: No wait, don't exterminate him. 
Supreme: He may seem harmless now, but be warned: he'll get bigger with time!
Pinky: Then he'll be even more adorable. Please, let us keep him, at least for a while.
Supreme: Oh…very well.
Bear: Momma?
Supreme: I am not your Momma! I am not your Momma!! I am not your Momma!!!

Dalek Directive

Supreme Dalek: Save, Save, SAVE!

Dalek Christmas Wishes

Merry Christmas!!!
and a 
Happy New Year!

Dalek Advent: Day 11 - Supreme Dalek

Enjoy the Season of Giving.

As the Supreme Dalek, I set an example for my fellow Daleks.  I want to remind them to give to others, even if they are not Daleks.  So follow my example and practice generosity this holiday season.

Dalek Bowling

Denim: When is it my turn to bowl?

Pinky:  I think I hear the master.

Pocket:  Yes, a Strike!

The Games Daleks Play

Blue:  UNO! and I am out.