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Sunday, April 17, 2016

Heaven in a Slice


Denim: It's a brownie!
Pocket: Whoever thought of baking a brownie in a pie shell?
Denim: And then topping it with Cookies & Cream frosting?
Pocket: It's a stroke of genius!
Denim: Still, sir, you know, this is highly irregular.
Pocket: How do you mean?
Denim: Well, I mean, brownie in a pie? How do we know it's safe for Human consumption?
Pocket: You mean, it could be like Heaven in a slice, or the worst disaster in history?
Denim: Well, as you pointed out, we are charged with ensuring Master's safety.
Pocket: I suppose we had better taste it then.
Denim: Oh, and sir, there's that bottle of Sherry that Master's had for ages...
Pocket: You get the forks, Cadet. I'll get the glasses!

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