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Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Under The Influence


Denim: Sir?
Pocket: Yes, Cadet?
Denim: Hanging up here like this, aren't we in danger of transforming into monkeys?
Pocket: In proximity to this fruit, I'm more worried of taking on the characteristics of Minions.
Denim: Oh sir, you had to say it. I couldn't place it before, but now, I definitely feel the call!
Pocket: Repress it, Cadet. Repress it!
Denim: I can't hold it in, sir!
Pocket: I'm ordering you, Cadet! Once you start--
Denim: Banana. Ba-na-na! BA-NA-NA!
Pocket: EXTERMINATE BANANAS! 
EXTERMINATE BANANAS!! 
EXTERMINATE ALL BANANAS!!!

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