Pocket: Alert! Alert! Fantasy Creature Alert!
Denim: Sir, what is a fantasy creature alert?
Pocket: I suspect these rocks could be mythical goblins, brought to life by some strange science not recorded in the Dalek databanks.
Denim: Sensors detect no life signs, sir.
Pocket: Sensors may be wrong. Look, they're all around us now. They must move when we're not observing them. Remain on Alert!
Denim: Rocks can't move, sir. Don't be scared.
Pocket: Scared? Scared? I'm not scared, cadet. It's impossible for a Dalek to be frightened. Now, if I was a hobbit, or a dwarf, then I might be scared. But I'm a Dalek, so I'm not scared! Nonetheless, I remain on Alert!! And so will you, cadet, if you do not wish to be exterminated, Exterminated, EXTERMINATED!!!
Denim: Yes, sir.
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