Denim: So who's Spider-Man's new little friend, sir?
Pocket: That's the Vulture. And he's not Spider-Man's friend.
Denim: Why not? He's as cute as Spider-Man.
Pocket: Cuteness is no gauge of one's essential goodness, Cadet.
Denim: That's true enough, sir. I mean, look at us, we're cute and--
Pocket: What do you mean, true enough, Cadet? If you dare to question my word usage again, I'll have you demoted! Demoted!! DEMOTED!!!
Denim: Sir, have I ever told you how cute you are when you're angry?
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