Looking For Loki

K-9: I still don't understand why we couldn't have gotten the Doctor Who card game.
Shadow: I object to being categorized as a villain. 
K-9: It's illogical to be ashamed of your heritage.
Shadow: I'm not ashamed of who I am. I just reject easy labels. Now, do you want to see the next card or not?
K-9: Sure. I hope it's Thor, or better yet, Jane Foster. She reminds me of Sarah Jane Smith.
Shadow: I'm hoping it's Loki. He's a righteous dude.

A Fiery Brew

K-9: You drag me all the way here, and then all you offer me is light beer?
Shadow: I think you'll like it. It's a fiery brew.
K-9: I want to lubricate my components, not incinerate my circuits.
Shadow: Okay, I'll drink it.
K-9: Now you're just being illogical.

Hither And Yon

Shadow: If we had a boat, we could set sail for hither and yon.
K-9: I'm not sure about Hither, but this Yawn place sounds boring.

Robots: Do No Harm!

Shadow: What do you mean, you can't eat it?
K-9: I cannot harm a member of my kind.
Shadow: But it's not a real robot. It's only made of chocolate!
K-9: So if you saw a Dalek made of chocolate, you would consume it?
Shadow: Of course!
K-9: You are truly a soulless creature.
Shadow: You are too kind.

A Moment of Serenity

Ahhhh.