Of Miracles & Sushi

Shadow: Phew: This cake was tough to cut.
K-9: Yet definitely worth it. Now we have two slices to eat instead of one.
Shadow: Maybe that explains the feeding of the five thousand. Jesus split the fish and loaves into lots of little pieces, and presented them in a way that everyone was satisfied.
K-9: So you're saying that Jesus was a Sushi Chef?
Shadow: Possibly. Was the fish cooked?

A Reminder of Home

Shadow: I'm confused. 
K-9: I know.
Shadow: First I'm presented with the Barbecue Chicken Sandwich.
K-9: Then a Soda that claims lineage with San Diego.
Shadow: Why must I be inundated with American influences in England?
K-9: Well, there is the Belgian Bun. That gives the meal an International flavor.
Shadow: I guess Greggs must cater to Brits who don't want to eat British.
K-9: Or wayward travelers hungering for home.
Shadow: I'm glad we're above such base, Human emotions.
K-9: Agreed, Diabolical Killing Machine.
Shadow: Really? Enough already with the name-calling!
K-9: Sorry. It must be the Soda. The bubbles make me tipsy.

Talking Courgettes

Shadow: So a Courgette is the British term for a Zucchini?
K-9: Correct, Alien Killing Machine.
Shadow: But if a Zucchini grows a meter long, the Brits call it a Marrow?
K-9: Correct, Evil Computerized Villain.
Shadow: So depending on its size, the Brits could call this Courgette Cake a Marrow Cake?
K-9: Correct, World-Destroying Inhuman Monster.
Shadow: Stop calling me rotten names, or I Will Squash You! Squash You!! SQUASH YOU!!!
K-9: Squash doesn't have the same catchy ring as Exterminate, does it?
Shadow: Agreed. It definitely lacks an edge.

The Most Important Meal of the Day

K-9: Eggs?
Shadow: Tick.
K-9:: Sausage?
Shadow: Right.
K-9:: Bacon?
Shadow: Got it.
K-9:: Black Pudding?
Shadow: Absolutely.
K-9:: That's what Master needs. A hearty, healthy breakfast to get him going.
Shadow: Uh...yes.