Denim: What do you think it is, sir?
Pocket: Isn't it obvious? It's Master's new wig and robe.
Denim: Why does he need a wig and a robe?
Pocket: Didn't you hear? He's decided to become a British judge.
Denim: Ah. That's what comes of watching too much "Rumpole of the Bailey."
Pocket: I only wish judges used gavels in England.
Denim: Agreed. Pronouncing an Extermination without banging a gavel lacks a certain panache.
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